🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Smutley said:
Can you tell me some more about the world Alphaboy is in? I know it's in the same universe as RE, but your inspiration seems to be leaning more towards adventure stories and silver age comics. Does that mean there will be some outlandish bad guys, or retro-tech popping up?
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Well, it's a blend of superhero comics, Japanese anime, and old school action movies with philosophy and Christian symbolism thrown in.
 
If these questions are late, then I apologize!
@Connor How has your math class been? Are your grades good?

Have you considered taking writing classes? If you are interested in writing as a career, then writing classes will definitely help you expand your writing. You're not a terrible writer, but you definitely need work. Improvement is always good.
 
Kataomoi00 said:
If these questions are late, then I apologize!
@Connor How has your math class been? Are your grades good?

Have you considered taking writing classes? If you are interested in writing as a career, then writing classes will definitely help you expand your writing. You're not a terrible writer, but you definitely need work. Improvement is always good.
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My math class has been going great so far. I didn't do well on a test recently, but I'm determined to make up for it. And yes, I've been looking into English and writing classes to take next semester.
 
Connor said:
You guys should seriously quit it. You have nothing better to do with your lives? Your obsession with me is borderline creepy.
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Nothing we're doing is creepy. Your obsession with Molly Ringwald is creepy to the point where you want to fuck her as your lover and literal mother.
Connor said:
Then why, pray tell, would you have people harass me on WrongPlanet? Why would a member make YouTube vids parodying me?
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Because you react like this.
Connor said:
Speaks volumes about your character.
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Ouch. That really hurts coming from somebody who has literally stalked an innocent girl and wants to psychologically break all women after sexing them. I guess your life is a reverse hentai.
 
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Connor said:
When I get done with the first draft of Alphaboy, I may polish it a bit and post it on the forums. You guys might like it. It's worlds apart from Redesigning Eva in terms of tone. I'd say it's akin to Commando.
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From your synopsis I kind of got a Rocketeer meets Robocop vibe, of heroism meets dark satire. Will Klaus get a cameo since your big bad previously worked for Prometheus?
 
What is it about WrongPlanet that appeals to you so much? It seems to be your site of choice over everywhere else you've had accounts.
 
Smutley said:
From your synopsis I kind of got a Rocketeer meets Robocop vibe, of heroism meets dark satire. Will Klaus get a cameo since your big bad previously worked for Prometheus?
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Actually, Zauzer's the main villain. Dr. Frankenheimer's the guy who developed the biochemical weapon, and he's in Zauzer's employ.

Hellblazer said:
What is it about WrongPlanet that appeals to you so much? It seems to be your site of choice over everywhere else you've had accounts.
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I don't really use it much anymore, to be honest. Recently, I've been bitching about you guys on there, but that's about it for posts.
 
Connor, I'm probably really late to ask this but do you believe you have a learning disability (like dyscalculia or something)? I mean lots of people are bad at math, but not to the point that it's the only class they take in a week. Don't quote me on this, but if you can get evaluated for disability your school would provide resources for you.
 
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