🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
lolwut said:
I think the real reason Connor's so mad is because nobody has ever shown him the majesty that is DOOM. He should be honored that a man and a half/12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness would take the time to immortalize his story in such a manner.
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He's mad because I don't use the WAD to pat his ass. Not many lolcows get Doom WADs, mods, or games starring them; there was one of Chris which someone else made and also a Wolfenstein mod with Chris shooting weens I made a few years ago.
The WAD doesn't take his story out of context either. At worst it's a Doom-filtered, Terry-esque caricature of his exploits.
 
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Welcome back!

Dude, we're not obsessed with you, you're obsessed with your idea of your own superiority. Like most of us have jobs or at least priorities in life other than one math class.

As for the video, that's kind of what you signed up for when you came here. This is a place where people laugh at idiots. We turn on people who act like lolcows. If you come here it's assumed you can take a little ribbing
 
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Connor said:
You guys should seriously quit it. You have nothing better to do with your lives? Your obsession with me is borderline creepy.
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Hi, there, you must be new here. Welcome to the Kiwi Farms, where we are constantly discussing a variety of hilarious, odd people we call "lolcows", so-called because they produce laughs like cows produce milk. Please enjoy your stay!
 
Connor said:
Then why, pray tell, would you have people harass me on WrongPlanet? Why would a member make YouTube vids parodying me?
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MarineTrainedTard said:
Hi, there, you must be new here. Welcome to the Kiwi Farms, where we are constantly discussing a variety of hilarious, odd people we call "lolcows", so-called because they produce laughs like cows produce milk. Please enjoy your stay!
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Hey guys - I've been as hard on Connor as everyone else, but I think we have a real opportunity here.

Connor says he's been working on both Alphaboy and math class, and I believe him. Has he made a 180 in his life? Probably not, but it's only been a month-ish, and if he's actually been working on those things that's some measurable progress.

If people promise to be less... vitriolic, would you do a Q&A session? Part of the reason people follow you is because you interest them and I think you've said before you were an interest to your high school class as well. How about it? Maybe hearing more about your projects or your classes could clear up some misconceptions.
 
Connor said:
Speaks volumes about your character.
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And considering that you used to be one of us, and joined in at laughing at the antics and harassment of various other special people....

EDIT: I am willing to cease with the snide comments for the sake of Smutley's suggestions, though.
 
Smutley said:
Hey guys - I've been as hard on Connor as everyone else, but I think we have a real opportunity here.

Connor says he's been working on both Alphaboy and math class, and I believe him. Has he made a 180 in his life? Probably not, but it's only been a month-ish, and if he's actually been working on those things that's some measurable progress.

If people promise to be less... vitriolic, would you do a Q&A session? Part of the reason people follow you is because you interest them and I think you've said before you were an interest to your high school class as well. How about it? Maybe hearing more about your projects or your classes could clear up some misconceptions.
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I try to take things one day at a time, Smutley. My math class is my number one priority, and my life does not stop and start at the convenience of my characters and the insane world they reside in. I am willing to do a Q&A session, but no funny stuff.
 
Connor said:
I try to take things one day at a time, Smutley. My math class is my number one priority, and my life does not stop and start at the convenience of my characters and the insane world they reside in. I am willing to do a Q&A session, but no funny stuff.
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How far are you in creating AlphaBoy?
 
Connor said:
I try to take things one day at a time, Smutley. My math class is my number one priority, and my life does not stop and start at the convenience of my characters and the insane world they reside in. I am willing to do a Q&A session, but no funny stuff.
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Freaking awesome man <3

Can you tell me some more about the world Alphaboy is in? I know it's in the same universe as RE, but your inspiration seems to be leaning more towards adventure stories and silver age comics. Does that mean there will be some outlandish bad guys, or retro-tech popping up?
 
Connor said:
I try to take things one day at a time, Smutley. My math class is my number one priority, and my life does not stop and start at the convenience of my characters and the insane world they reside in. I am willing to do a Q&A session, but no funny stuff.
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Will your characters make love?
When, Where and How?
 
Hi @Connor, you do realize we'll be working on parodies of you as long as you continue to give us ammo? My Doom parody has actually gotten further before you started posting again. I'm currently in the process of converting a new video of the parody to mirror around, because YouTube could take my shit down thanks to you.

You should seriously at least grow some balls on that dethkrotch of yours and take our jokes with a grain of salt.
 
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