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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Connor is a Cyber Bully:

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Connor is a Cyber Bully:

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Watch out guys, we got a tough manbabby here.

Anyway there has actually been more work done on the WAD, refining the maps and such. None of that will change the fact that it hurts Conner's feels though so I'm trying to find me a crack of Bandicam (because Fraps is being complete shite lately and it served me just fine for many videos of Doom and Tony Hawk before) to capture the latest gameplay footage. If YouTube does take Connay's report of "waaah he hurt my feelers ban him plz" seriously, I'll migrate to a manchild-resistant video sharing service to exhibit this glorious labor of love for making parodies/jokes about lolcows and whiny fat faggots.
 
Connor needs to get over himself quickly or he'll end up as a slightly better-off version of CWC.
 
Watch out guys, we got a tough manbabby here.

Anyway there has actually been more work done on the WAD, refining the maps and such. None of that will change the fact that it hurts Conner's feels though so I'm trying to find me a crack of Bandicam (because Fraps is being complete shite lately and it served me just fine for many videos of Doom and Tony Hawk before) to capture the latest gameplay footage. If YouTube does take Connay's report of "waaah he hurt my feelers ban him plz" seriously, I'll migrate to a manchild-resistant video sharing service to exhibit this glorious labor of love for making parodies/jokes about lolcows and whiny fat faggots.
Well now you've done it. It might take Connor WEEKS to recover from the herculean effort of reporting you to Youtube. How can he focus on his single math class now?
 
I saw this image on Facebook a minute ago and thought of Connor ( the quote itself of course, not the bitchin weaponry). I think it sums up just about everything. :(
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The spergs at Wrong Planet are still giving Connor ass-pats.
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(Most recent version of page archived as always)

Well, TheDeathKarp, since you're reading this thread, I'll answer your questions.
1. If you have the patience to look through all of the posts Connor made on Wrong Planet and Kiwi Farms, you'll see that everything we say about Connor comes from Connor himself.
2. No, Nirxsachit is not doing anything illegal, and Connor doesn't even really have any footage to steal.
 
I think it's important to remember that the posters replying to Connor on Wrong Planet have only heard his side of the story, and the ones who do care to read this thread still probably don't actually care that much about him. This means they are always going to assume he really is getting CYBER BULLIED because it's easier to just take his word for it, pat his ass, and move on.

We already know Wrong Planet isn't exactly a helpful community for autistics, and we have a thread to prove it.
 
The spergs at Wrong Planet are still giving Connor ass-pats.
e7ihdd.png

(Most recent version of page archived as always)

Well, TheDeathKarp, since you're reading this thread, I'll answer your questions.
1. If you have the patience to look through all of the posts Connor made on Wrong Planet and Kiwi Farms, you'll see that everything we say about Connor comes from Connor himself.
2. No, Nirxsachit is not doing anything illegal, and Connor doesn't even really have any footage to steal.

1. Yeah that's why the WAD is called Connor Simulator. :p
2. He barely has any work to steal. The closest I've come to any issues with YouTube and the Connor parodies is that the Chapel level's music makes videos featuring said level unplayable in Germany, but I'm watching like a hawk for them to be taken down so I can upload it elsewhere, bigger and badder than before.
 
The spergs at Wrong Planet are still giving Connor ass-pats.
e7ihdd.png

(Most recent version of page archived as always)

Well, TheDeathKarp, since you're reading this thread, I'll answer your questions.
1. If you have the patience to look through all of the posts Connor made on Wrong Planet and Kiwi Farms, you'll see that everything we say about Connor comes from Connor himself.
2. No, Nirxsachit is not doing anything illegal, and Connor doesn't even really have any footage to steal.
Aww, balls, you beat me to it. Yeah, nothing has been taken out of context. That's the scary part.

Also @Nirxsachit I am totes mad at you because I have been mocking Connor with shitty draws for months now & you manage to rouse his ire by posting a DOOM mod. :heart-empty: I'M GONNA SIT OVER HERE & POUT YOU THUNDER-STEALING JERK (but seriously, keep up the good work!)
OT: I'm totally a Fire-type trainer.
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also @Hellblazer , has Dear Leader seen my Pokeymans pictures of him?:heart-full:
 
Oh, hey! Someone on WP finally gives some good advice!
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Haven't a bunch of us also tried to tell Connor this? Ah, well.
But for every good post, we have a few that aren't so great. . .
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TL;DR "you don't have to do anything in life, just surrender to perpetual escapism!"
Luckily, Starfox comes back with:
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Man, this Starfox guy seems pretty rad. He should hang with us.
 
I think the real reason Connor's so mad is because nobody has ever shown him the majesty that is DOOM. He should be honored that a man and a half/12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness would take the time to immortalize his story in such a manner.
 
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