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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Random Connor checkup

Fixed his bio grammar
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Most of his tweets just seem to be TDS-posting, including his insistence that Trump is currently infected.
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I've also notice that his own actual tweets get almost no outside interaction.

Does Corona present with nausea?
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I feel attacked
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beautiful person said:
I feel attacked
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I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
 
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Meowthkip said:
I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
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Connor has this absolutely autistic fixation on actresses that haven't been relevant for decades. Yes, people loved Molly Ringwald and Julia Roberts. Lots of people also hated them. No one in the real world has really given a shit either way in a long, long time.
Connor doesn't comprehend this. He wonders why the rest of us don't pick up where 1998's pop culture left off.
 
Meowthkip said:
I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
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She is my personal avatar, People's Most Beautiful Person 1991, 2000, 2005, and 2017.

Career wise? Wikipedia says last role was for a series on Amazon. Show is supposedly continuing [last episode premiered in 2018] but she's not coming back.
So a lot of lolnothing.

It's funny because he wasn't even born yet when Pretty Woman came out.
 
I'm sorry but why does he find that buch ginger hot?
 
This might sound crazy, but I think Osana might actually be released before Connor gets his college degree.
 
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Meowthkip said:
I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
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She voiced a Smurf so depends on if you think that's good or bad career wise.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
How many more of those could she possibly need, though? If she's still hurting for cash after making all those movies, she's gotta be a dumb bint.
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Are you going to settle for last year's jet like some sort of plebeian schmuck? Didn't think so.
 
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