🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[TM Ambrose]

I need a team rocket entrance featuring boldspicy and another forum member... and possibly Katsu as meowth.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I need a team rocket entrance featuring boldspicy and another forum member... and possibly Katsu as meowth.

Not @Meowthkip as Meowth?

 

[Arkangel]

I need a team rocket entrance featuring boldspicy and another forum member... and possibly Katsu as meowth.

"Prepare for trouble and make it double...

To protect the world from finding work
To unite all people with diminished self worth

To denounce the evils of self-reliance*
To dismiss all advice in social defiance*

@BOLDYSPICY!
@Ziltoid

Team Kiwi blast off at the speed of sloth
Surrender now or prepare to scoff

"@Meowthkip, *cough cough*"

*Edit: I am a drunk idiot who forgot to write two verses.

 

[TM Ambrose]

"Prepare for trouble and make it double...

To protect the world from finding work
To unite all people with diminished self worth

@BOLDYSPICY!
@Ziltoid

Team Kiwi blast off at the speed of sloth
Surrender now or prepare to scoff

"@Meowthkip, *cough cough*"

oh shit... I don't ever talk to meowthkip but that works out... Was going to use this in the next part I write.

 

[Arkangel]

oh shit... I don't ever talk to meowthkip but that works out... Was going to use this in the next part I write.

Use whatever you want. I literally wrote this whilst drunk. Alcohol is my muse.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Use whatever you want. I literally wrote this whilst drunk. Alcohol is my muse.

Yeah, messed up on the meowthkip thing, but yeah I was thinking of a team rocket thing for this story.

 

[Meowthkip]

"Prepare for trouble and make it double...

To protect the world from finding work
To unite all people with diminished self worth

To denounce the evils of self-reliance*
To dismiss all advice in social defiance*

@BOLDYSPICY!
@Ziltoid

Team Kiwi blast off at the speed of sloth
Surrender now or prepare to scoff

"@Meowthkip, *cough cough*"

*Edit: I am a drunk idiot who forgot to write two verses.

I need a glass of water, I think.

oh shit... I don't ever talk to meowthkip but that works out... Was going to use this in the next part I write.

It's okay. I like all your posts in the TJ Church thread, bro.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I don't recall where, but I think even Conner himself said that he was probably going to get a thread made about him. And he still didn't chill out.
It might have been more of a "make a thread about me, I don't care"comment, I don't quite remember.

I think he's literally said this before.

Oh yeah, he pulled that a few times. He's a massive attention whore.

He's gone both ways, from "ARE YOU MAKING A THREAD ABOUT ME? I KNOW YOU'RE MAKING A THREAD ABOUT ME!" to "Go on, make a thread about me, I know you all want to because you're sociopaths!" It's like he's simultaneously thrilled by the idea of infamy and terrified at the repercussions, all topped by a dollop of martyr complex. He wants to be adulated, at the same time he wants to be a tortured genius shunned by those who do not understand his Art.

He reminds me of that one criminal from Watchmen, the guy who begged to be punished for stupid shit. Then Rorshach dropped him down the elevator shaft.

Daily reminder that @Connor himself has suggested making his own thread multiple times in the past. You know, for when he comes back & complains that this thread makes him "physically sick" & "bothers [his] conscience."

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Daily reminder that @Connor himself has suggested making his own thread multiple times in the past. You know, for when he comes back & complains that this thread makes him "physically sick" & "bothers [his] conscience."

I think that's what the "I'm gonna better myself, fucky you!" thread was supposed to be last week. Too bad he got whiny and just fueled this thread even more.

 

[TM Ambrose]

It's okay. I like all your posts in the TJ Church thread, bro.

I know which is the reason that it's worse that I forgot about you XD

 

[Cosmos]

Possible plot lines for Connor Plays Pokemon:

• Challenging Brock to a battle like 30 times because he can't be bothered to train up his Pokemon despite the fact that Bulbasaur could win in three minutes if he spent a little time leveling it up
• Connor gets into a skirmish with Team Rocket (with Kiwi Farms members making cameos); he ends up "winning" because he whines at them for so long that they just give up and run away
• Connor falling madly in love in Misty
• Connor gets lost in Mt. Moon and blames everyone but himself

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Possible plot lines for Connor Plays Pokemon:

• Challenging Brock to a battle like 30 times because he can't be bothered to train up his Pokemon despite the fact that Bulbasaur could win in three minutes if he spent a little time leveling it up
• Connor gets into a skirmish with Team Rocket (with Kiwi Farms members making cameos); he ends up "winning" because he whines at them for so long that they just give up and run away
• Connor falling madly in love in Misty
• Connor gets lost in Mt. Moon and blames everyone but himself

Falls in love with Misty and for some reason keeps thinking her name is Molly?

 

[Kabobs]

Brock and Misty are forced to join Connor on his adventures of whiny autism?

 

[LegoTugboat]

An encounter with I like shorts guy, and of course, the ungodly amount of Zubats in anywhere that's slightly dark.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So Connor doesn't get monthly tugboat directly because, like CWC, he would tend to irresponsibly blow it all (on what exactly?), instead of giving priority to bills or savings first before misc. spending?

We now return you to the regularly scheduled pokeymanz story already in progress.

Spoiler

(I also like the idea of the shorts guy showing up.)

 

[TM Ambrose]

Possible plot lines for Connor Plays Pokemon:

• Challenging Brock to a battle like 30 times because he can't be bothered to train up his Pokemon despite the fact that Bulbasaur could win in three minutes if he spent a little time leveling it up
• Connor gets into a skirmish with Team Rocket (with Kiwi Farms members making cameos); he ends up "winning" because he whines at them for so long that they just give up and run away
• Connor falling madly in love in Misty
• Connor gets lost in Mt. Moon and blames everyone but himself

2 of these were already planned... by me.

Another idea: Connor gets beat by the guy with 6 Magikarp.

 

[MysticMisty]

As Connor tried to get a better look at the girl, a wild Staryu began nudging his leg, as if it was saying "Catch me!"
"Fucky off, I'm busy!"
Just then a Magikarp jumped out and tackled him, eager to find a master.
"Leave me alone!" He yelled at the two Pokémon.
Staryu took the hint and left, but Magikarp kept nudging him.
"I said FUCKY OFF!" He kicked the Magikarp into the water.
A flash of white light appeared and an angry Garados appeared from the water, glaring at Connor!
"Get out of the way! I can't see Molly!"
It let out a fearsome roar.
"Oh shit."

Connor curled up on the ground and cried instead of send Bulbasaur out against it. He was convinced Gyarados would eat him and that bastard Null would laugh and spit on his grave along with his parents.

"Starmie, use Thunderbolt!"

Gyarados was hit by the attack and quickly turned it's attention away from Connor towards this new threat. Before it could use an attack of it's own, however, it was hit by Psychic. Just as it started to faint it was successfully captured in a Pokeball.

The trainer then walked over to the still curled up and crying Connor.

"It's okay, I took care of it. Are you hurt?"

Connor sniffed and looked up. Standing above him was a pretty girl with short red hair and an exposed navel. Connor gasped.

"M-molly! It's you!"

 

[FramerGirl420]

Team Kiwi blast off at the speed of sloth
.

I'm going to pretend this was a subtle shout-out to me because my ego hungers for attention.

 

[LordDarkrai]

A idea randomly came up in my head while reading Connor Plays Pokemon. Maybe having him "try" going to a Pokemon academy. On the first day, he freaks the fuck out in class while getting feedback from others. The teacher gives him a warning and Connor decides to skip the upcoming classes because of the first day and gets kicked out.

 

[TM Ambrose]

A idea randomly came up in my head while reading Connor Plays Pokemon. Maybe having him "try" going to a Pokemon academy. On the first day, he freaks the fuck out in class while getting feedback from others. The teacher gives him a warning and Connor decides to skip the upcoming classes because of the first day and gets kicked out.

No he continues to come because "he has to" and he says "Just expel me"