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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Clearly the best Molly Ringwald film was Mad Molly 2: The Road Ringwald.
 
All right guys, we get it. We all know that Molly Ringwald is an extremely talented film actress who has appeared in a great number of memorable motion pictures, but you need to acknowledge her early theater work. I hear that she was great in the premiere performance of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.
 
Dudeofteenage said:
I really enjoyed Molly Ringwald's depiction of Hitler in Downfall
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Molly: "Anyone of you that knew about Connor Bible's spergy posts about me online, please leave."
Almost all the nazi officers leave.
Molly: "Das war ein Befehl!"
 
For me, Molly Ringwald's shining moment was her performance in Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949). For her to play eight (eight!) different roles throughout the film and do so with such wit and aplomb, it was a thing of beauty. :heart-full: I especially liked her as Reverend Henry and Admiral Lord Horatio.
 
Personally, I thought her performance as a Chinese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's was kind of racist.
 
I thoroughly enjoyed her work in Apocalypse Now, but she put on an unhealthy amount of weight playing Col. Hurtz. Thought she was gonna have a heart attack at any second.
 
My favorite Molly ringwald movie is The Room. Molly does a good job as Lisa, Johnny's Fiancé.
 
My Favorite Molly Ringwald movie has to be Godzilla. The way she roared and screeched as she smashed through buildings was magnificent! And I felt she portrayed Godzilla as more of a misunderstood, somewhat sociopathic antihero. It just proves how incredibly talented this woman is!
 
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Molly Ringwald should have won Best Music Video in 2009 instead of that bitch Taylor Swift.

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Meowthkip said:
Connor is too attached to his characters. In Redesigning Eva, there was not much as far as conflict went. Teachers were mean to Eva. So were school kids. She gets knocked out by an apple like Snow White. For some reason the doctor treating her is a serial killer without depth perception. There's a gorilla for no reason.
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He puts her through extreme medical trauma but at the same time there's no sense she might actually die, or even be permanently damaged. In fact that traumatic event is supposed to make her better. It's a weird mix of torturing your OCs but then coddling them at the same time. I'm super guilty of this myself.
 
My favourite Molay Ringworm film has to be Blazing Saddles. The best bit was when she punched that horse in the face. Classic Ringwald.
 
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