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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
*reads thread*
*looks out window at snowbanks taller than own head*
Pussies.

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Meowthkip said:
Also wow there's a lot of southern people in this thread. I'm in the southern-most part of the North East and welcome to winters with snow.
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Neighbor! *Yankee secret handshake*
 
Meowthkip said:
Also wow there's a lot of southern people in this thread. I'm in the southern-most part of the North East and welcome to winters with snow.
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BriarHeart said:
*reads thread*
*looks out window at snowbanks taller than own head*
Pussies.
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Hey, guys, I'm originally from PA, you know :mad:
 
Shiala said:
I think the last time my city shut down because of snow was about 15-ish years ago and that was because the snow reached higher than my head. Good times...

As for Connor, I'm really hoping to see some progress with him but I'm not really holding my breath. Even with writing exercises where he's partnered up he insists on holding a narrative to his own devices without accepting a fluent change. Shouldn't Connor be saying "Yes, and..." accepting the sad parts or whatever's going on instead of going "No, because.."
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. I started out with a very clear leaning towards there being a haunting and dude couldn't take the hint. I like writing 3spooky5me shit.

Locksnap said:
I'd be lying if I said I was surprised, but I didn't think he'd fold quite so quickly.
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What a weenie.

I really wanted to finish.
 
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Well, I'll never believe him again. When he comes back, tell him he's on his own.
 
Meowthkip said:
I know! That's exactly what writing is. I just happen to be... harder on the characters in my stories than my peers.

Connor is too attached to his characters. In Redesigning Eva, there was not much as far as conflict went. Teachers were mean to Eva. So were school kids. She gets knocked out by an apple like Snow White. For some reason the doctor treating her is a serial killer without depth perception. There's a gorilla for no reason.

In regards to himself especially, Connor seems averse to putting his self-insert through any kind of conflict that isn't highly romanticized (assassination attempt by a shady cabal of people working for a New World Order because he's that much of a threat or something) or just self-pity (people on the Kiwi Farms are make fun of me so I'm gonna write about that and my mom being a bitch for no reason). He pretty much stopped responding to our Round Robin when I had him fall into a ditch. No response since.

Probably went to masturbate to bellybutton porn.

Also wow there's a lot of southern people in this thread. I'm in the southern-most part of the North East and welcome to winters with snow.
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I kinda get this. Sometimes, when you write, it's pretty natural to get invested in your characters. I do think that it's dumb to be so invested that you can't do terrible things to them if necessary. Then you just get a Sonichoo where characters aren't ever challenged and they just win by dint of being a favored character.

Lol, it's snowed here in NY recently too. I remember when I first moved here, I was wearing a t-shirt and a hoodie, looking at the ground like "What the hell is that?"
 
Meowthkip said:
welcome to winters with snow.
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The highs this week over here are about 20-25 degrees...
...celsius. Let's just say where I live, you see palm trees.

I haven't really read the 200+ pages of this thread, but what is it about certain people of interest wanting to make it big in the arts without really WORKIN' ON IT?
 
Meowthkip said:
Also wow there's a lot of southern people in this thread. I'm in the southern-most part of the North East and welcome to winters with snow.
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Western New Yorker here (south of Buffalo) - these Dixie motherfuckers do not know what snow means.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
The highs this week over here are about 20-25 degrees...
...celsius. Let's just say where I live, you see palm trees.

I haven't really read the 200+ pages of this thread, but what is it about certain people of interest wanting to make it big in the arts without really WORKIN' ON IT?
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It's "Idea Guy" phenomenon. People who think they're the next Keats, or Monet, or Schubert, but don't actually create anything. They just want to be 'discovered', forgetting that to be discovered, you need something that's discoverable.
 
Meowthkip said:
In regards to himself especially, Connor seems averse to putting his self-insert through any kind of conflict that isn't highly romanticized (assassination attempt by a shady cabal of people working for a New World Order because he's that much of a threat or something)
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Likes to pretend he's more important than he really is? Yeah, makes sense.

or just self-pity (people on the Kiwi Farms are make fun of me so I'm gonna write about that and my mom being a bitch for no reason).
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Feeding his victim complex again.

He pretty much stopped responding to our Round Robin when I had him fall into a ditch. No response since.
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...colour me shocked.

Meowthkip said:
Yeah, that's pretty much it. I started out with a very clear leaning towards there being a haunting and dude couldn't take the hint. I like writing 3spooky5me shit.
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That could've been an awesome thing to deal with :( Connor could have taken that narrative in so many ways depending on how you both played it out.

Would Connor be terrified but slowly learn that to overcome fear, discovering the spooky haunting was really just a fan in a window?
Was it the death of a previous tenant who needed to complete their last desire before heading off to the afterlife?
What if the haunting was a ghost out for revenge against its murderer. A murderer that looked just like Connor?

Aww man, what a waste

Edit: Also I might be the most northern of you all (maybe not by much). Bow down to my sled-worthy hills of snow!
 
I lived in Michigan when I was a little kid, and my mom hails from Pittsburgh. I know snow! My surroundings don't though
 
Shiala said:
That could've been an awesome thing to deal with :( Connor could have taken that narrative in so many ways depending on how you both played it out.

Would Connor be terrified but slowly learn that to overcome fear, discovering the spooky haunting was really just a fan in a window?
Was it the death of a previous tenant who needed to complete their last desire before heading off to the afterlife?
What if the haunting was a ghost out for revenge against its murderer. A murderer that looked just like Connor?

Aww man, what a waste
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I had come up with a freaky supernatural spirit beast to throw at him even. Why you gotta break a girl's heart, Connor?
 
Meowthkip said:
I had come up with a freaky supernatural spirit beast to throw at him even. Why you gotta break a girl's heart, Connor?
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I'd love to see how he shrugged off an opportunity like that.

Connor attempted to pet the dog but his hand went right through it. He shrugged and moved on. Clearly this dog didn't like people. But it wasn't anything Connor really had to worry about, those mean Kiwis were talking about him again. They couldn't see him after all, he was a master of stealth, but he saw them. He saw their snickerings, and the vicious rumours they made about him.

Even his mother jumped in there once in awhile. But she was really mean. She tried to feed Connor brussel sprouts once and she always packed an apple in his lunch bag. Connor didn't even like apples! This was all the proof he needed that she was part of the secret government organization out to kill him. Because Connor...Connor held all the secrets. All the secrets to take down the entire country.
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I also live in places where weather exists. My favorite part about weather existing is telling other people that I'm better at having weather than a fat spastic on the internet. That's how I know I'm a really cool guy and everyone respects me on the online.

Like basically dude this is my weather if it was a dinosaur.
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Except if that dinosaur was my weather it would probably die because of the ice age or one of its sequels.

And Connor's dinosaur weather for comparison would be more like this.
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Don't adjust your bifocals, that's not a dinosaur at all. You see the comparison works because his weather isn't real weather unlike mine which is true and that's what I believe.
 
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