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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor, how do you feel about the Friend Zone? You know, because it's Valentine's Day.
 
Connor said:
So, just to get anywhere in life, I have to sacrifice dreams, step on toes, and not be myself?
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"My hands are so dirty. Guys, how can I make them stop being dirty?"

"Well, you get some water, and some soap, and then you kind of scrub your hands with the soap until..."

"So you're saying I have to cut them off?"
 
Earlier in this thread, someone posted a video of Alec Baldwin's speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, ignorant of the fact that it was satirical and meant to characterize everything wrong with cutthroat businessmen.
 
Connor said:
So, just to get anywhere in life, I have to sacrifice dreams, step on toes, and not be myself?
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You're doing all of that, anyways. Except that last part, but being "yourself" isn't working terribly well, it would seem.
 
Connor said:
I tried to be nice to them back in the day, and I got spat in the face for it.
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Have you tried forcing them to have sex with horses and videotaping it? Or kicking their teeth out? According to this Croatian dude I know, that's the best way to get women.
 
Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
He's been banned before.
As one of the moderators there, it's because I just can't take him seriously. He might have the mindset of a mass shooter, but do you really think he has the drive to leave the house, get a gun, and figure out how to use it?
A couple more reasons: WP recently went through an upgrade, and is as buggy as shit right now, so dealing with problems relating to that is a bigger problem than anyone's tantrums. The moderators can't be everywhere, and sometimes we just don't see offensive posts. Lastly, we have been instructed to give people a bit of leeway for being socially retarded fucknuts.
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Except for the last part I understand. At some point though I think a boundary should be drawn. Other than that it seems pretty level headed. Might have to stop calling it Autism Nation.
 
Connor said:
Earlier in this thread, someone posted a video of Alec Baldwin's speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, ignorant of the fact that it was satirical and meant to characterize everything wrong with cutthroat businessmen.
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That was me. Allow me to post it again.


Forget whatever it was supposed to mean for a bit. Because that's how the world actually works.
 
Connor said:
Earlier in this thread, someone posted a video of Alec Baldwin's speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, ignorant of the fact that it was satirical and meant to characterize everything wrong with cutthroat businessmen.
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We know and we all agreed that that wasn't the point and that you're being an idiot, get back on topic.
 
Connor said:
So, just to get anywhere in life, I have to sacrifice dreams, step on toes, and not be myself?
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How are you still so fucking stupid?

  • You don't deserve politeness or kindness because you whine about having to be nice to people. People don't owe you shit.
  • Your dream is writing, which you don't fucking do. You don't write. You have no inborn talent and no drive to improve.
  • You shouldn't be yourself. You're a terrible fucking person. You should take Internet capabilities off your computer and get a lot, lot, lot of fucking therapy.
  • I'm stopping by my parents' new place on my way to visit some forum members in Florida this summer. I'll show you some gay bars.
 
Connor said:
Why do I hate women? Because for most of my life, they've treated me like shit.
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Please give an example of when a girl treated you like shit? I'll even go first, if you like. We can share experiences.
 
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