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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Why do I hate women? Because for most of my life, they've treated me like shit.

Right. Because every single woman on planet Earth has been out to get you. Every single woman on this green Earth has dedicated her life to making you feel bad. You don't think that's a broad generalization or anything? Remember, there are 3.5 billion of us. Don't you think that's a bit unfair, Connor? Would you be happy if I said "I hate all autistic people because some autistic people have been real jerks to me?"

You're a misogynist. That alone gives women a reason not to respect you.
 
I feel like this latest act of silliness by Connor warrants another Connor: The Book exerpt. Coming soon to a bookstore near you, by the way!

"I WANT THIS TO STOP!!!" an enraged Connor, face red with anger and monitor covered in drops of spit, yelled towards his screen. "I HATE WOMEN! HATE THEM!!! THEY'VE BEEN SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME ALL OF MY LIFE!!! HATE THEM!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE AND MAKE THIS STOP!!!"
 
Why do I hate women? Because for most of my life, they've treated me like shit.

Could you eleborate?

"They don't want to date me" doesn't count. Lots of men don't want to date me either, but I don't blame them for me being socially retarded, pathologically introverted and overweight.
 
I tried to be nice to them back in the day, and I got spat in the face for it.
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I tried to be nice to them back in the day, and I got spat in the face for it.

Did they actually spit in your face?
Was it really all girls? Did you try to smell a girl's hair and decide women are monsters when she rightfully told you to go fuck yourself?

Are you gay now? Since all women are evil, you know.
 
I just want this to stop.

Only you can make it stop, nobody else can. And the sooner you except that, the better, because this won't go away until you change your attitude. But by Christ are we going around in circles here, how many fucking times do I have to say these things before you listen and fucking take notice with whining and excuses, or they're bullying me.

Connor I've tried my best with you, I've told you why this is happening, and yet all you seem to want to do is whine. If you were fucking serious about changing, you would have done it by now. But I think you like the attention and the fact you can act all pathetic and weak, and get people to feel sorry for you. That is why you got WP involved, and it backfired big time. Stand up and be a man, show people what you have and take them on their challenges. Peope here would respect more for doing that, than whinging like a little spoilt kid.

The more you whine, the more they are going to pick on you. It's simple, and yet you don't seem to see it that way. And to be quite honest, I am starting to loose my patience wih you. Because we just go around and around in never ending circles.
 
"WHY DON'T WOMEN WANT TO FUCK ME, DON'T THEY KNOW I'M A GENIUS??? WHY DOESN'T THIS GIRL WANT TO SUCK MY DICK, I TOTALLY DESERVE IT!! FUCK WOMEN!!!!"
 
Connor. EVERY autistic kid has a hard time in school. Children are horrible monsters. They grow out of it somewhat. Usually. Eventually. It's not fair to hate an entire group of people because of kids being brats.
 
I'm "Rational Person" from page 6 of this thread. I saw my quote ("
So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities.") at the top of the wrongplanet thread today, and I couldn't resist coming over to say hi.
Hi. Sorry if this is the wrong place for this, but I couldn't find a place for introductions.

Fancy seeing you here, Who_Am_I.

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So, just to get anywhere in life, I have to sacrifice dreams, step on toes, and not be myself?

How about don't be a self-important jackass who can't clean his dick properly? That would be a great start.
 
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