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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Man, poor @Smutley . He missed this amazing chimpout because he was out of town for THE BIG GAME.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Man, poor @Smutley . He missed this amazing chimpout because he was out of town for THE BIG GAME.
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It's a rough feel.

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Please don't go Connor, I can't speak for anyone else but its great to have you around. You make a poor writer but you're a fantastic clown.
 
Connor said:
I'm changing. It's not an overnight process, and it takes some time.
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One day: I'm changing guys. I'm here to get my ratings back up!
The very next day: I gave a Nazi salute to the soldiers who let me be a whiny fat faggot when I was a few years younger and I still support this action.

Yeah, totally changing Connor.
 
Oh hi @Connor, you're a pretty young thing aren't you. Would you be my.....

Wait, I saw the bitch tits and thought you were a desperate fatty. Never mind.
 
I knew in my gut that he'd be back today to chimp out.
I had hoped that I'd be wrong.
 
Connor did you come here because it's Valentines Day, and you're upset you haven't got a Molly Ringwald in your life?
 
I'm "Rational Person" from page 6 of this thread. I saw my quote ("
So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities.") at the top of the wrongplanet thread today, and I couldn't resist coming over to say hi.
Hi. Sorry if this is the wrong place for this, but I couldn't find a place for introductions.
 
Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
I'm "Rational Person" from page 6 of this thread. I saw my quote ("
So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities.") at the top of the wrongplanet thread today, and I couldn't resist coming over to say hi.
Hi. Sorry if this is the wrong place for this, but I couldn't find a place for introductions.
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Hello. Do you mind relating some experiences you've had with Connor?
 
Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
I'm "Rational Person" from page 6 of this thread. I saw my quote ("
So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities.") at the top of the wrongplanet thread today, and I couldn't resist coming over to say hi.
Hi. Sorry if this is the wrong place for this, but I couldn't find a place for introductions.
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Oh hi! Your quote also gets randomly generated at the top of the forum when it's refreshed.

So. You've heard what we think of Connor. What do you think of Connor?
 
TM Ambrose said:
Hello. Do you mind relating some experiences you've had with Connor?
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My experiences with him consist mainly of me trying not to troll him too hard as he is a messed up, immature kid, and I am meant to be an adult.
Based on what I've read of this thread, the people here have documented him pretty well, and anything I add would just be repeating things.
 
I'm a bit late to the party, so I've only read a few pages, and it sounds like we have a TJ, except swap thread deletion with ban. I have to say, that's a new one. I mean, thread deletion is unrealistic, but at least it's a goal that means something. Oh and
Cosmos said:
Connor, why do you hate women and minorities? Will you finally answer me now that I made this as obnoxious and attention-grabbing as possible?
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that seems kind of important. I'm just glad to see us making so many friends &/or companions & help them get ahead in life.
 
Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
My experiences with him consist mainly of me trying not to troll him too hard as he is a messed up, immature kid, and I am meant to be an adult.
Based on what I've read of this thread, the people here have documented him pretty well, and anything I add would just be repeating things.
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Would you say Connor's presence on Wrong Planet leads to an atmosphere of hostility or general anxiety amongst those who try to avoid setting him off?
 
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