🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Sure, I've said fucked-up shit in the past on the Internet, but y'know what? I'm changing. It's not an overnight process, and it takes some time. I thought leaving this site for awhile would get you guys to cool your jets, but instead, you continue to milk me for all I'm worth. It's getting old and pretty sickening.
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No you're not. You're just doing the same stuff that this thread shows you do regularly. The Circle of Connor remains the same.
 
Connor said:
Seriously, guys, you can cut this crap. This thread has been plaguing me for over a month, and its getting to a point where the Kiwi Farms could engage in all-out war with WrongPlanet.
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Welcome back, Connor! I see you're still awful with words even outside of your stories, as shown by your atrocious use of hyperbole.
 
Connor said:
Seriously, guys, you can cut this crap. This thread has been plaguing me for over a month, and its getting to a point where the Kiwi Farms could engage in all-out war with WrongPlanet.
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War? This is the internet boy. Quit being so butthurt about people giving you advice and you not ever taking that advice. You have deserved the title of "Lolcow" because that's exactly what you are. If you want to play "war" go play clash of clans or some shit.
 
Connor said:
Sure, I've said fucked-up shit in the past on the Internet, but y'know what? I'm changing. It's not an overnight process, and it takes some time. I thought leaving this site for awhile would get you guys to cool your jets, but instead, you continue to milk me for all I'm worth. It's getting old and pretty sickening.
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Cut the shit, you've never left for an amount of time significant enough to have made a difference.
 
Connor said:
Sure, I've said fucked-up shit in the past on the Internet, but y'know what? I'm changing. It's not an overnight process, and it takes some time. I thought leaving this site for awhile would get you guys to cool your jets, but instead, you continue to milk me for all I'm worth. It's getting old and pretty sickening.
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I realize you can't change overnight, but you haven't proven you've changed at all.
 
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