🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[MarineTrainedTard]

Hey, Connor, not to be discouraging, but to be a Librarian you need to have a Master's degree in Library Sciences. No, I'm not making that up. You could potentially be a clerk at a library, though, depending on whether or not your state requires you to have taken and passed the civil service exams to work for the county's libraries.

 

[Cubanodun]

What light novel?

the one you were writing, i demmand robots and space marines in it

 

[Fredegunde]

@Connor can I suggest custodial work? I know it's not very glamorous, but I was a custodian for a while, and honestly, I found it to be a way better job than anything food service related. I think especially for people who are very introverted, it's really nice to not have customers to deal with and to not have a boss hovering over you. Also you'll be up on your feet doing light labor for long stretches of time. It'll probably wipe you out at first, since you're not in shape, but once you adjust to it you'll feel a lot better. A lot of colleges hire students for light custodial tasks; it's obviously not something you'd want to do permanently, but as a way to get outside and make some money while still only working a couple of hours a week, it's a nice option.

 

[The Knife]

Uh, yeah... why do you ask?

Because halfway through this chapter you have Eva reading Klaus' article on shared psychosis and implying that she was able to glean something of his personality from it. I felt a little skeptical that a high school student, even one from a family with a strong background in psychology, could struggle through a technical psychology article and come away with an informed opinion on it.

 

[Smutley]

Connor would you ever consider growing a beard? I think you could look quite rakish with a goatee or a full beard.

 

[Watcher]

Connor maybe you should try going to school for something like a trade. Like carpentry or plumbing or something. Those can easily lead to employment.

Then you can worry about whatever pipe dream you're thinking about when you've moved out and have your own money.

 

[Golly]

Hey Connor, since your resume is kind of sparse, I was wondering what kind of grades you got in high school. If your GPA is good enough (above a 3.0) , or you got any academic honors/awards, which I recall you mentioning you did, you should mention them. SAT/ACT/ other standardized test scores are good too if you fall into a bracket that's above average. Since you're young, employers won't mind you mentioning achievements you got as far back as high school, or even late middle school if they're significant enough. It means you have potential and they'd be more interested in working with you.

 

[Hat]

By the way @Connor, I noticed that in your old "chaos draft," you had Eva refer to the Japanese as "chinks" more than once. Was there going to be any reason for this racial tension—the Japanese characters seemed friendly enough toward Eva to me—or was it just for the edge? Also, "chink" usually refers to a Chinese person, not a Nipponese one.

 

[Connor Bible]

By the way @Connor, I noticed that in your old "chaos draft," you had Eva refer to the Japanese as "chinks" more than once. Was there going to be any reason for this racial tension—the Japanese characters seemed friendly enough toward Eva to me—or was it just for the edge? Also, "chink" usually refers to a Chinese person, not a Nipponese one.

I think I was just being overly edgy.

 

[The Knife]

By the way @Connor, I noticed that in your old "chaos draft," you had Eva refer to the Japanese as "chinks" more than once. Was there going to be any reason for this racial tension—the Japanese characters seemed friendly enough toward Eva to me—or was it just for the edge? Also, "chink" usually refers to a Chinese person, not a Nipponese one.

That along with the alcoholic Irish character and the drug-dealing black character and the black guy who was inexplicably turned into a gorilla is leading me to some uncomfortable conclusions.

 

[Shiala]

Connor, do you have food banks in your area? If so, call one up and ask if you can volunteer there. Many are more than thrilled to receive help (especially if you commit to going there once or twice a week for 6 months) and are incredibly patient. They'll teach you how to do what's done and don't get frustrated if you ask questions, they're just happy to have the help. And having volunteered at a food bank will look incredible on your resume.

 

[Hat]

That along with the alcoholic Irish character and the drug-dealing black character and the black guy who was inexplicably turned into a gorilla is leading me to some uncomfortable conclusions.

Meh. I prefer to think that it's just edge.

Spoiler: Effect of Connor's Edginess

 

[wagglyplacebo]

1. A moment agoConnor:
   "@ @Neener, I basically got attached to my character, and in turn, I got attached to Molly." This is the answer to my question on why he's obsessed with Molly ringwald. He got the idea of his character from dexters mom from dexters lab.

 

[The Knife]

1. A moment agoConnor:
   @ @Neener, I basically got attached to my character, and in turn, I got attached to Molly.
   This is the answer to my question on why he's obsessed with Molly ringwald. He got the idea of his character from dexters mom from dexters lab.

I'm going to repost the question Connor ignored in chat: in one of Smutley's post, he posted a screenshot where Connor confessed that when he was a child, he was obsessed with a cartoon character and pretended she was his girlfriend. Was that character Dexter's mom?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

That along with the alcoholic Irish character and the drug-dealing black character and the black guy who was inexplicably turned into a gorilla is leading me to some uncomfortable conclusions.

I don't think he's so much a racist, so much as he's a writer who wanted to add some mature thematic elements to his story but handled it in a terrifically hamfisted and clumsy way.

 

[Meowthkip]

Honestly Connor, have you considered becoming a film major instead?

It's clear you want to make movies. Your writing reads less like a novel and more like a script converted into prose.

I think you'd be able to find some direction if you start making your own short films.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm going to repost the question Connor ignored in chat: in one of Smutley's post, he posted a screenshot where Connor confessed that when he was a child, he was obsessed with a cartoon character and pretended she was his girlfriend. Was that character Dexter's mom?

No, it was Mariemaia from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz.

 

[Hat]

Honestly Connor, have you considered becoming a film major instead?

It's clear you want to make movies. Your writing reads less like a novel and more like a script converted into prose.

I think you'd be able to find some direction if you start making your own short films.

Redesigning Eva was, after all, a screen-play at first; you do have a point.

 

[The Knife]

No, it was Mariemaia from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz.

So you're just into redheads who bring the booty. That's cool.

I can see it. She's no Christina Hendricks but she's certainly all about that bass.

 

[Cubanodun]

No, it was Mariemaia from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz.

you are into lolis? you have readed Frozen Teardrop?