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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
I want to help myself. I want to succeed, even if it means I'll lose happiness and sleep trying to do so. I know that I might fail, but fuck it, I'm going to try anyways. True, I have a defeatist, pessimistic attitude that will not benefit me in the long run, but I can change it. It takes time, willpower, and effort.
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No you don't. You want to take the path of least resistance and then post on some forum somewhere and have everyone pat your ass and tell you it's okay and that you don't have to try. You want all the praise and good things that come with trying without actually putting any effort into it. Then, to top it all off, you're a complete cock to the people genuinely trying to help you.

"BUT THAT'S NOT TRUUUUUUUUE"

Fucking prove it then, because all the evidence supports me at the moment.
 
The Knife said:
See, the trouble I'm having with this statement is that it does not address the behavior. You sound as if you have no problem with the behavior, only with the negative attention it's brought to you. Please explain.
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Allow me to rephrase... I am disturbed and almost physically sickened by the vitriol of both my past posts and this thread.
 
Oh shit, you almost caught me with your bullshit dodge Connor: You didn't even answer my question you politician you.

What are you trying to accomplish with what you've been doing in this thread?
 
Uzumaki said:
No you don't. You want to take the path of least resistance and then post on some forum somewhere and have everyone pat your ass and tell you it's okay and that you don't have to try. You want all the praise and good things that come with trying without actually putting any effort into it. Then, to top it all off, you're a complete cock to the people genuinely trying to help you.
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Why do you think I wrote that fucking post to begin with?
 
Connor said:
How do I know if your offers of help are genuine? How do you know I refuse to change?
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Okay, wait a minute. Stop cherry picking the fact that people are saying things you don't like because they're not being your hugbox. Ignore that for now for one moment, okay?

Why on earth would tons of people here be wasting their time giving you honest advice like start a diet, go for daily walks, start slow in exercising, find other writers to get out of writer's block, LISTEN to people's advice given in several instances, find a good hobby, and to think positively?

Explain how advice like THIS is people lying to you. So what if someone was lying to you about this stuff? Still following up on it will make you feel healthier, happier, and more inspired to work on your story. No one giggles under their breath and goes, "Hey, dude, you know what'll make you feel better? Positive thinking and vitamins! FOOLED YOU, NERD!"

You have proven you really do not want to change, Connor, otherwise you would stop finding any single excuse to not appreciate or point out help given to you because you are so corrupted by your own crippling pessimism and think that's enough of an excuse to give up on yourself.

You have had seventy pages to prove that any of this could have been a first yet tiny step to improving yourself and the way you see the world.

Bite me.
 
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Connor said:
I'm trying to prove I'm not a complete waste of space like The Knife's Husbando says. I legitimately want to improve my life and circumstances.
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Click on your profile, pull up your posts. Read them back. That is NOT what you've been attempting in this thread. Maybe if I was willing to give you way more benefit of the doubt than you deserve I might believe it's what you're trying to accomplish now, but my question was what were you trying to accomplish by being whiny and petulant and defeatist, if not a pity party?
 
Connor shut the hell up, log out, go improve your life, and come back when you got a scan of your first paycheck to show us. Otherwise you're still a lolcow, a little bitch on top of that.
 
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