🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[harvey dirdban]

Eva now resides in a massive skyscraper (probably like everyone else in this sucky city) that holds about three-thousand people.

Bahahaha, nothing says bleak dystopian sci-fi future like the word "sucky".

 

[Sonic Hoo]

"I want to throw in hints that Eva might have HFA/Asperger's syndrome. Got to make it extra subtle though."

"Eva meets Cameron, a nihilist. They screw a few hours after introducing each other."

"lol i should make my marisoo protagonist omniscient"

deep stuff connor

brb reevaluating my life choices

 

[Connor Bible]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

 

[Ariel]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

Honesty

 

[extreme_misfortune]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

We're just being cynical :^)

 

[TM Ambrose]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

"the Kiwi Farms is about eccentrics on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcowsand are fascinating for reasons distinct to each spectator. We document the phenomenon,"

Welcome to Kiwi Farms. Are you new?

Edit: Lol Connor rated this dislike.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

It's not mean spirited to point the truth out ya dumbfuck.

 

[Locksnap]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

Like unto like. Do you feel bad looking at what people have said to you? Thats how people feel when you say cruel things to them, or spurn what they say.

 

[Golly]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

Take it with a grain of salt. You've been on the other side of lolcow watching too, so you know none of us take this terribly seriously.

 

[Connor Bible]

There's no pleasing you people. You're of the opinion that once someone's a lolcow, they stay a lolcow. You don't know how I am in life. You don't know me personally. We've never truly met.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

That original ending (Eva going to a wasteland that transforms into a beautiful park before she closes her eyes OMG DID IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN OR NOT???) is so Evangelion that I'm surprised that Molly Ringwald's severed head didn't make a guest appearance.

I can't Photoshop, I'm sorry

I took a quick stab at it, I hope you don't mind.

 

[Stalin]

There's no pleasing you people. You're of the opinion that once someone's a lolcow, they stay a lolcow. You don't know how I am in life. You don't know me personally. We've never truly met.

You refuse to change.

You dont take help when offered.

THATS why people say that.

 

[Arkangel]

There's no pleasing you people. You're of the opinion that once someone's a lolcow, they stay a lolcow. You don't know how I am in life. You don't know me personally. We've never truly met.

Not true. Sammy Classic Sonic Fan recovered.

 

[Connor Bible]

You refuse to change.

You dont take help when offered.

THATS why people say that.

How do I know if your offers of help are genuine? How do you know I refuse to change?

 

[Locksnap]

There's no pleasing you people. You're of the opinion that once someone's a lolcow, they stay a lolcow. You don't know how I am in life. You don't know me personally. We've never truly met.

Why can't you address what people actually say instead of these selfpitying spergouts? Do you even parse words that you read? Are you capable of looking at what someone says and digesting it?

 

[Pikonic]

Okay, some of these posts are getting mean spirited as fuck.

Are you gonna cry Connor?
Well I offered legit advice and you ingnored me. So, now I'm just a cynical old bitch watching you cry.

 

[Stalin]

How do I know if your offers of help are genuine? How do you know I refuse to change?

I emailed you. I told you i would help you. YOU refused to respond despite my repeated attempts to contact you. I am not some kind of epik ween loser.

 

[Uzumaki]

How do I know if your offers of help are genuine? How do you know I refuse to change?

You state it, clearly, over and over again.

 

[Connor Bible]

Why can't you address what people actually say instead of these selfpitying spergouts? Do you even parse words that you read? Are you capable of looking at what someone says and digesting it?

I'm trying too, Locksnap. Before I even have a chance to do so, there are a plethora of posts added to this thread. And yes, I do have an understanding of the written language.

 

[Arkangel]

How do I know if your offers of help are genuine? How do you know I refuse to change?

We know because you devolve the conversation into some whiney "The world sucks" tirade. This has happened multiple times within a week.