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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Locksnap said:
What the fuck do you spend your time doing?
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Other than helping my grandmother out when I'm over at her place, nothing of any significance. I try to find things to do, but I get entangled in constant, silent arguments with myself over whether its the right thing to do, whether I'll follow through with it, and so on.
Miraak said:
I wouldn't add writing when you can't follow through on writing and editing your own work in a timely fashion.
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A problem I have, in addition to laziness, is rabid perfectionism. It always has to be what my super-ego desires.

By the way, @Coster ... Under the skills section, I did put none.
 
Connor said:
Other than helping my grandmother out when I'm over at her place, nothing of any significance. I try to find things to do, but I get entangled in constant, silent arguments with myself over whether its the right thing to do, whether I'll follow through with it, and so on.

A problem I have, in addition to laziness, is rabid perfectionism. It always has to be what my super-ego desires.
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Okay, I get that. You clearly have a problem. Have you talked to your therapist about this? Do you realise its a massive problem?
 
My family has a saying: "Ain't nothing to it but to do it."

Meaning, if you spend all your time thinking about how to get something done, you'll just end up not doing it at all, which you have consistently demonstrated to us.
 
Ziltoid said:
My family has a saying: "Ain't nothing to it but to do it."

Meaning, if you spend all your time thinking about how to get something done, you'll just end up not doing it at all, which you have consistently demonstrated to us.
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So... you're expecting me to go out into the world and just do stuff without worrying about success or failure?
 
Connor said:
How am I making excuses?
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By talking about all the things that prevent you from doing something instead of actually doing it. @Locksnap 's right, do you talk to your therapist about your laziness & "rabid perfectionism?" Because they seem to be particularly crippling.
 
Connor said:
So... you're expecting me to go out into the world and just do stuff without worrying about success or failure?
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Everyone worries Connor, that's life. But people push that aside so they can do what they want and put food on the table. People who are successful in life don't do what you do, they push themselves everyday to be great. You don't push yourself then you complain like it's anything BUT your fault.
 
Part 3 of WrongPlanet is here folks. Buckle up!

To the surprise of everyone, Connor is constantly spending his time playing vidya and watching movies instead of studying.
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"When I saw the intro [to Evangelion], I thought it would a wham-bam, thank-you-ma'am action story with a suave, sophisticated, womanizing protagonist (James Bond, anyone?) and wanton property damage."
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gum-to-tooth ratio is off the charts!
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I can't say I disagree with the belief even if I don't agree with the protest
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"You see, the whole point behind this thread is that I'm trying to start an Internet meme called Molly Ringwald facts."
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This is how birthers begin.
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Okay see this is what I was talking about in Part 2. Connor, dude, look at this shit! You're terrified to write a screen play for class despite everyone saying you're awesome. You complain about how you're going to drop out of school a talentless hack and work at McDonalds like Tyce. And then what? You fucking finish the script and felt good about it! Stop all that *excuses* shit we keep hearing, and do more of that *accomplishing* thing I keep posting
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Holy. Shit. Five years folks.
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Here's a really funny sick joke about Connor molesting children with his friends.
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Connor said:
So, I'm expected to persevere, knowing I'd most likely fail?
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Who says you'll fucking fail? Right now, your task is to make a resume. If you apply yourself, you won't fucking fail because it takes only a few minutes. After that, your task is to apply for various volunteer positions, wherein again you won't fail unless you can't leave the house.
 
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