🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[RP 520]

Yeah, but the problem is, you're not just carrying baggage. You're pulling a tractor-trailer full of crap, attached to your earlobes.

He's also dumping that trailer full of crap in the middle of the highway in full view of everyone and then dancing on top of it.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Seriously, I just don't know why you feel the need to prove to us how great you are. It really makes you look insecure.

He's got a touch of the 'tism. His OKCupid profile says it.

 

[Watcher]

Seriously, I just don't know why you feel the need to prove to us how great you are. It really makes you look insecure.

 

[Connor Bible]

what's the list?

In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

1. Utilize the Internet wisely.

not doing so good on that one huh?

 

[Pine Tar]

In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.

You're barely getting number 5. And you're swinging at wild pitches on all the others.

 

[Waifu]

In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.

How about "get a job" and "stop letting crotch fungus happen"?

 

[Watcher]

In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.

If you actually wish to accomplish this the first thing you wanna do is not use your first name as your username everywhere, and leave this place and never return.

 

[Connor Bible]

"get a job"

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

"stop letting crotch fungus happen"

Not much of a problem these days, to be honest.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Fuck full-time, why not try to work a shift or two when you don't have classes?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

much of a problem these days

"not much of a problem" or not a problem? cause there is a big difference.

 

[telegramsamo]

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment..

How does this interfere with you getting a part-time job?

 

[Arkangel]

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Buddy, I work AND go to college. Granted not everyone can handle it, but what's stopping YOU?

 

[Waifu]

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Not much of a problem these days, to be honest.

Part time.

Much of a problem? So your fuzzy friends still say hello now and then, just to check in on you?

 

[Connor Bible]

"not much of a problem" or not a problem?

I apologize. It's not a problem at all.

 

[Smutley]

Fuck full-time, why not try to work a shift or two when you don't have classes?

Dude, this. Work 10 hours at the campus library. You sit on your ass all day and play on the computer 90% of the time, which is what you do 100% of the time already.

 

[EI 903]

I apologize. It's not a problem at all.

How goes the addiction to whackin' it? I notice that wasn't on the list.

 

[Pine Tar]

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Not much of a problem these days, to be honest.

I worked through college, paid rent at an apartment and managed to squeeze a few roadtrips in there. Stop bitching.

 

[Connor Bible]

Buddy, I work AND go to college. Granted not everyone can handle it, but what's stopping YOU?

Admittedly, I suffer from a profound lack of initiative. I could help my father out.

 

[registereduser]

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Not much of a problem these days, to be honest.

Maybe a part time job? How many classes are you taking?