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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Yeah, but the problem is, you're not just carrying baggage. You're pulling a tractor-trailer full of crap, attached to your earlobes.

He's also dumping that trailer full of crap in the middle of the highway in full view of everyone and then dancing on top of it.
 
Seriously, I just don't know why you feel the need to prove to us how great you are. It really makes you look insecure.
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In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.

You're barely getting number 5. And you're swinging at wild pitches on all the others.
 
In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.
How about "get a job" and "stop letting crotch fungus happen"?
 
In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
If you actually wish to accomplish this the first thing you wanna do is not use your first name as your username everywhere, and leave this place and never return.
 
I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.
Buddy, I work AND go to college. Granted not everyone can handle it, but what's stopping YOU?
 
I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Not much of a problem these days, to be honest.
Part time.

Much of a problem? So your fuzzy friends still say hello now and then, just to check in on you?
 
Fuck full-time, why not try to work a shift or two when you don't have classes?

Dude, this. Work 10 hours at the campus library. You sit on your ass all day and play on the computer 90% of the time, which is what you do 100% of the time already.
 
I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

Not much of a problem these days, to be honest.

I worked through college, paid rent at an apartment and managed to squeeze a few roadtrips in there. Stop bitching.
 
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