🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961

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Looks like Connor isn't participating this year, unless he's got another account I'm unfamiliar with. This is the account he'd been using previously. He actually deletes all traces of his previous novels after each NaNo so you can't see his old projects or stats at all. I don't remember if it was last year or the year before that when he was going to be doing a James Bond novel.
https://nanowrimo.org/participants/carolina-boy
I wonder why he isn't "participating" this time. Connor usually loves to pretend to write novels.
 
Every time this thread gets bumped I get all giddy and think it's because Connor's come back, and every time I am disappointed.
 
He'll be back some day to sperg about deleting this thread, how much he hates his parents and adoption, and how he only has sixteen more years to go to get his associates degree.
 
Since I am not Connor, so this isn’t a dumb question, was the Molly Ringwald who posted here the real deal?

Just asking, because I need her to help me make sense of Riverdale.
 
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