🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor is raping children's belly buttons while Bryce Cherry sits in the background jerking off and applying bumpbows to the fuck wounds
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Call it a wild guess, but I think Connor could still be living with his parents and taking one course a semester. Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva are possibly still unfinished. Days out with Grandma Bible may still be consuming entire days.
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He still takes one course a semester? It'll still be around two decades before he can get a bachelors since he's probably not far in. But this means more time for his book!
 
Since people are interested in my Baby Boy, Connor hasn't been sperging much online lately. Maybe he learned his lesson or he's become less bitter, but he mostly just hangs out with his papist friend watching Godzilla movies and not doing anything constructive.

I mean, this is the most he's gotten into lately, just telling people he can't do any writing he wouldn't have done anyway.
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He did manage to write 700 words in only 14 days, which is really impressive!
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But then shot himself in the foot by only writing 1350 in one month :(
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But that might be because Grandma Bible isn't long for this world. I hope Uncle Cirrhosis picks up the slack for her.
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Oh, wait, nevermind. He's still doing his "woe is me" schtick. "i'm an unironic Molly Ringwald fan" is one of the reasons he's miserable though, lol
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"I'm depressed because I haven't accomplished anything... and I spent years being depressed about my inevitable accomplishments."
 
Smutley said:
Since people are interested in my Baby Boy, Connor hasn't been sperging much online lately. Maybe he learned his lesson or he's become less bitter, but he mostly just hangs out with his papist friend watching Godzilla movies and not doing anything constructive.

I mean, this is the most he's gotten into lately, just telling people he can't do any writing he wouldn't have done anyway.
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He did manage to write 700 words in only 14 days, which is really impressive!
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But then shot himself in the foot by only writing 1350 in one month :(
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But that might be because Grandma Bible isn't long for this world. I hope Uncle Cirrhosis picks up the slack for her.
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Oh, wait, nevermind. He's still doing his "woe is me" schtick. "i'm an unironic Molly Ringwald fan" is one of the reasons he's miserable though, lol
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"unironic Molly Ringwald fan," god I love this kid. :lol:
 
Wonder if Connor saw the new "It" movie. Seeing as how the girl in that movie looked like and was even called Molly Ringwald by one of the other kids.
 
I do love this recent flurry of activity, because this is my favourite thread, but I also miss our sweet, hardworking, darling boy Connor. Has he posted his yearly paragraph anywhere online yet?
 
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