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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I haven't talked to Connor in over a year and to be quite honest I have no real desire to.

When I have, my conversation went like this.

Connor: Hey have you seen (movie)
Me: Yeah, I really enjoyed it
Connor: Yeah...

Its like talking to a wood board. Guys twice as autistic as me and lemme tell you - that's a really big goddamn achivement.
 
Andrew Noel Schaefer said:
I haven't talked to Connor in over a year and to be quite honest I have no real desire to.

When I have, my conversation went like this.

Connor: Hey have you seen (movie)
Me: Yeah, I really enjoyed it
Connor: Yeah...

Its like talking to a wood board. Guys twice as autistic as me and lemme tell you - that's a really big goddamn achivement.
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It's really funny though. Connor has stalked molly ringwald and a disabled girl from school for at least a decade. He's basically you since you both have terminal autism.

Did you two compare notes on stalking women or just try to sell out to vordrak together?
 
Smutley said:
It's really funny though. Connor has stalked molly ringwald and a disabled girl from school for at least a decade. He's basically you since you both have terminal autism.

Did you two compare notes on stalking women or just try to sell out to vordrak together?
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Well I tried the former actually, tried to get him into stalking tranny otherkins who think they are psychopathic flowers from video games but he just woulden't take. "I'm just not into trannys" he said. What a pleb!
 
Andrew Noel Schaefer said:
Well I tried the former actually, tried to get him into stalking tranny otherkins who think they are psychopathic flowers from video games but he just woulden't take. "I'm just not into trannys" he said. What a pleb!
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It's cute you think you're people and can laugh off a decade of autistic behavior, but you're worse by far than the cows you try to trollshield. Stick to your own thread you goblin.
 
Andrew Noel Schaefer said:
Well I tried the former actually, tried to get him into stalking tranny otherkins who think they are psychopathic flowers from video games but he just woulden't take. "I'm just not into trannys" he said. What a pleb!
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This proves Connor is less autistic than you
 
This is one of the only results for the hashtag.

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(Yeah I regret making this, so this is edited) I have assburgers like Conner and it really annoys me that he keeps making excuses (been discussed a lot sorry). I can somewhat relate to him, but it feels like he'll never try more than he already has. (Is this good enough or should I just delete?)
 
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minecraftismywaifu said:
(Power level I think, I'll edit or remove this if anyone sees it wrong) I have assburgers like Conner and it really annoys me that he keeps making excuses. Like him I am a "perfectionist" and I find it hard to write without getting distracted, but it feels like Conner just doesn't try. I also say and do stupid shit (probably like this now) but at least I can own up to it :(.

Maybe he's more austisic than I thought was possible?
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That's just two basic qualities of most cows though. If he actually did positive things to overcome his situation instead of wallowing in it he wouldn't have a thread on here or keep coming back. And if that alone is more autistic than you thought possible you need to look at some of the threads on here.
 
minecraftismywaifu said:
(Yeah I regret making this, so this is edited) I have assburgers like Conner and it really annoys me that he keeps making excuses (been discussed a lot sorry). I can somewhat relate to him, but it feels like he'll never try more than he already has. (Is this good enough or should I just delete?)
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Disappointingest alert ever
 
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