🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Golly]

He joined in October 2013 and his lolcow thread got started in January 2015. I wouldn't call that "lured" at all.

He knows we were in it for the long con. He's a clever boy. After all, the antics of Chris-Chan interest no one but the most autistic of people. He was the only one autistic enough to heed the call, and as with the Trolling Train or Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forums, we gave him a false sense of security. Now he's calling us out for the ruse forum that we are.

 

[CatParty]

After all, the antics of Chris-Chan interest no one but the most autistic of people.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-chris-did-something-like-this.2448/

 

[Ryker]

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And there it is...captured in a simple, single still image: abject defeat.

Or it could be just the epitome of vacuousness.

I'm unsure which it is.

Connor probably feels that this image expresses his depth; he is not even shallow.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

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Autism is one hell of a drug.

 

[AnOminous]

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I bet the time lapse of this would look a lot like Chris's descent into madness.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

A virgin obsessed with sex, no ambition, obsesses over creative projects he can't be bothered to actually work on.

Going by typical lolcow milestones... How long until Connor decides he's tranz?

 

[Reddit Avenger]

A virgin obsessed with sex, no ambition, obsesses over creative projects he can't be bothered to actually work on.

Going by typical lolcow milestones... How long until Connor decides he's tranz?

I don't think Molly Ringwald is into tranny's so I doubt it.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

A virgin obsessed with sex, no ambition, obsesses over creative projects he can't be bothered to actually work on.

Going by typical lolcow milestones... How long until Connor decides he's tranz?

I think it's more likely he'll end up like John Hinckly only he'll be trying to impress Molly Ringwald.

 

[r00]

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Fuck you Fran, you duplicitous bitch. You know autists can't understand sarcasm.

We'd never bullshit you like that, @Connor Bible. We treat you like a man here. A lazy, unproductive man

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That's one hell of a resting bitch face

 

[Silver]

chatting with @Strelok

we were talking about #pronking someone by sending them the entire script of bee movie one word at a time via email, so one word per email
then we were joking about doing that to an lolcow and decided we should send @Connor Bible the text of Redesigning Eva one word per email per day

and then realized we'd still send him the entire text of Redesigning Eva before he ever actually finished Redesigning Eva

 

[Randy Lahey]

I just noticed that Connor has an ass-chin, what a fruitbowl

 

[Bob's Axe]

Maybe if we try to lure Connor back the way we did the first time he'll come back!

 

[Silver]

Should I invite him to Carowinds again?

Wait that didn't work the first time either, never mind

 

[Zeorus]

Should I invite him to Carowinds again?

Wait that didn't work the first time either, never mind

Maybe if you had a redhead as your avatar. . .

 

[Silver]

Maybe if you had a redhead as your avatar. . .

done

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Isn't Connor all about belly buttons, though?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

done

But is Connor prepared for trouble?

 

[Mungo]

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Where have I seen that face before...

Spoiler

Show some goddamn respect!

 

[MysticMisty]

Isn't Connor all about belly buttons, though?

I'm pretty sure it's exposed in almost every episode. If Connor was a classic Pokemon fan I'd suggest this is where his redhead and bellybutton fetish comes from.