🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Smutley said:
He hasn't shut up he's just moved to talking to Samuel Collingwood Smith. For anyone who thinks I might, maybe, just maybe, be going too hard on Fatty Dingdongs, @Weeny Tran confirms what I've known all along: that he's working directly with Samuel Collingwood Smith and telling him he was lured here for hardcore trolling.
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When is Vordrak gonna realise all the speds he's recruiting know nothing and can help him with nothing?
 
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She has to wait for a functioning time machine to be invented first.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
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"So, when are you going to direct a movie?" - Connor with a pic of himself scowling in unstylish glasses

edit to add: Connor likely avoids smiling in pictures because he thinks it's fake and his opposition to "[TAKING] HARDSHIP LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP."
 
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He's thought about directing AND acting as well as writing.

Man, I have no idea how Connor's ego has gotten so well-fed, but it really is astonishing. You think a person with that much ambition would be out there every day, trying to make his dreams come true.

But no, he'd rather sit around all day, watching Roger Corman movies and complaining to Wrong Planet that life is so hard
 
Galvatron said:
Man, I have no idea how Connor's ego has gotten so well-fed, but it really is astonishing.
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Connor is the only lolcow that I honestly can't think of anything nice to say about them.

There are people a lot worse than Connor who still have some kind of redeeming characteristics that add some flavor and balance to their lives. A unique and notable skill, or an understanding of some specific facet of life, or a passion and ambition that while maybe misplaced still shows their capacity for progress. Or even barring all of that, they still get up and do something every day, for better or worse.
But Connor is just so nothing. The only reason he's notable is being so painfully mediocre and static that it's hard to believe he's actually alive. He's so god damn bland and lazy that I can't think of a single legitimate compliment, or even anything interesting to say about him at all. He's done nothing. He's doing nothing. He's going to keep doing nothing. What an incredible waste of a sentient life. Even the lowest scumbags like Nick Bate, you can at least say "Well his atrocious behavior is because he's legitimately mentally ill, and that makes him stand out as an interesting figure in the perpetual back and forth dance that we call society."

Connor isn't even crazy. He's a complete non-entity that's still somehow taking up physical space. He's just a semi-mobile blob that's occasionally filtering a few atoms of atmosphere in or out, like a fungus that's made of fat instead of cellulose.
 
caffeinated_wench said:
He probably showed his stuff to his "horrible" family and his teachers in high school, people who are obligated tell him his work is good.
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Kids with the tism seem to get showered with praise for the smallest things, I've noticed this gives a lot of them huge egos.
"Oh Connor you finished your homework? Good work, you'll go far buddy!"
 
Smutley said:
He hasn't shut up he's just moved to talking to Samuel Collingwood Smith. For anyone who thinks I might, maybe, just maybe, be going too hard on Fatty Dingdongs, @Weeny Tran confirms what I've known all along: that he's working directly with Samuel Collingwood Smith and telling him he was lured here for hardcore trolling.
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Yup, Connor is a snitch. Weeny's one too, but Weeny (at least publicly) isn't in with Hopkin's Autistic League of Doom.

Lol @Connor Bible claiming he was lured here. Y'know, I'm not entirely sure because the guy had this thread before I even knew what Kiwifarms was, but I'm at least 99.9999% sure he showed up here on his own volition and posted his weird Molly Ringwald stalking completely on his own volition too. Same with all the crotch fungus and pretending to be a crime scene detective at college like the big fat lolcow he is.

I'm not sure what Mr. Bible expects to get out of this other than a pitiful "revenge" for being laughed at instead of shaping up his life.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
Lol @Connor Bible claiming he was lured here. Y'know, I'm not entirely sure because the guy had this thread before I even knew what Kiwifarms was, but I'm at least 99.9999% sure he showed up here on his own volition and posted his weird Molly Ringwald stalking completely on his own volition too.
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He joined in October 2013 and his lolcow thread got started in January 2015. I wouldn't call that "lured" at all.
 
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