🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
ChurchOfGodBear said:
When a walk with Grandma is some kind of Herculean labor, being "forced" to do something kind of loses meaning.
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I like to imagine Connor's grandma is superhuman and keeping up with her is a task not meant for mortals. In reality leaving the house probably leaves him winded and his grandma is probably in better shape than he is.
 
Bob's Axe said:
I like to imagine Connor's grandma is superhuman and keeping up with her is a task not meant for mortals. In reality leaving the house probably leaves him winded and his grandma is probably in better shape than he is.
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Grandma probably juggles kettle bells like they were tennis balls.

Given that most grandparents learned their life lessons from WWII and the Great Depression, I wonder what Grandma Bible thinks of Connor's work ethic and attitude toward life?
 
Karen Riley said:
Connor loves to talk about himself and all the writing he wants to do but refuses to. I'd say the people on here care more about his writing (even if it's only to laugh about it) than anyone on WrongPlanet does.
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I think he knows deep down that none of the autists on wrongplanet give the smallest fuck about his writing, but he can exploit their polite indifference by talking endlessly about it, knowing full well that nobody will ever actually try to make him do any work. Here he gets pressured to actually work, but over there he gets "oh, thats nice connor" which allows him to carry on lying about his raison d'etre without facing up to the harsh reality that he doesnt actually enjoy any aspect of writing, and probably never will.
 
r00 said:
I think he knows deep down that none of the autists on wrongplanet give the smallest fuck about his writing, but he can exploit their polite indifference by talking endlessly about it, knowing full well that nobody will ever actually try to make him do any work. Here he gets pressured to actually work, but over there he gets "oh, thats nice connor" which allows him to carry on lying about his raison d'etre without facing up to the harsh reality that he doesnt actually enjoy any aspect of writing, and probably never will.
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This is true of pretty much every self-help forum. Everyone in a self-help forum walks on eggshells when giving advice to others. I once moderated a teenage depression forum when I was in high school and honestly, it's a crap shoot. Sometimes people NEED the hard truth, but a lot of these forums will delete posts containing blunt advice and sometimes even threaten to ban the users that gave it.

Also, there are probably several users that only give Connor's posts the most basic of glances before spewing out some copy-pasted generic response on the subject. Why would they do this? Because in their mind, they feel that when they make a thread asking for help, they want the whole forum will come to their aid with advice. So they feel they have to do the same for other members, even if they couldn't give less of a shit. I've seen it again and again when I used to moderate. Responses that were so generic, you could clearly tell that the person didn't even read the OP's cry for help. But very rarely did anyone get called out on it, because that would be mean to point something out like that. And being mean ( read: honest) on self help forums is VERBOTEN!

Basically what I'm saying is that no one cares about Connor's problems on WP. And the polite asspats he's been given are completely insincere.
 
Galvatron said:
Basically what I'm saying is that no one cares about Connor's problems on WP. And the polite asspats he's been given are completely insincere.
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That's because all autists are emotionless robots, which goes double for the ones on WP :^)

In all seriousness, I find it amusing (as well as bemusing) that Connor expects---even demands---people show sympathy & kindness towards him, but offers zero empathy in return. Not once have I seen him console a grieving person, either here or on WP, or otherwise offer support to someone that really needs it. In fact, one of of his first posts on WP, he comments on the post of a kid whose father committed suicide (or had died of illness, I don't quite recall). The kid expressed that though he was hurting, his faith in God provided some solace. Connor's response? "What a crock."
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
The kid expressed that though he was hurting, his faith in God provided some solace. Connor's response? "What a crock."
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I remember that. But why should Connor care about anyone's feelings? We're all just NPCS in the game of his life that he's too lazy to even really play.
 
Connor wants to be an edgy big boy so everyone sees how tough and wise he is so he can be admired. Sadly :autism: gets in the way of that and instead he just comes off as an asshole.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
That's because all autists are emotionless robots, which goes double for the ones on WP :^)

In all seriousness, I find it amusing (as well as bemusing) that Connor expects---even demands---people show sympathy & kindness towards him, but offers zero empathy in return. Not once have I seen him console a grieving person, either here or on WP, or otherwise offer support to someone that really needs it. In fact, one of of his first posts on WP, he comments on the post of a kid whose father committed suicide (or had died of illness, I don't quite recall). The kid expressed that though he was hurting, his faith in God provided some solace. Connor's response? "What a crock."
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One time Connor tried to console(?) Thonis somewhere in one of the loveshy threads because he thought he was contemplating suicide or something. The end result was an odd exchange between the two of them.

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If you want me, you've got me.

Things have been going well. Emotionally, I'm a hell of a lot better. I've been taking the summer off from college. I needed the break. I've been taking it easy, doing some writing here and there. By the way, I'm making good progress on the new drafts of Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva, as well as the short stories. And I technically have a girlfriend. Not the one I had a crush on, though. But she is nice, and very beautiful. I've lost a few pounds, having cut back on what I eat. I also went to my first concert with my parents lately.
 
Connor Bible said:
If you want me, you've got me.

Things have been going well. Emotionally, I'm a hell of a lot better. I've been taking the summer off from college. I needed the break. I've been taking it easy, doing some writing here and there. By the way, I'm making good progress on the new drafts of Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva, as well as the short stories. And I technically have a girlfriend. Not the one I had a crush on, though. But she is nice, and very beautiful. I've lost a few pounds, having cut back on what I eat. I also went to my first concert with my parents lately.
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You've betrayed the farms and you're an unlikeable fat cunt go away.
 
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