🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[AnOminous]

Congratulations to whoever white knighted this utter shit for brains. That was time well spent.

 

[Zeorus]

Maybe he should have named himself ConnorCatheter, because he makes @Dr. Meme 's dick hurt.

I like ConnorConniption, because all he ever does is pitch hissy fits.

ConnorConundrum, because he's always confused as to why things aren't working out for him

ConnorWhinyFatFaggot

Because he's a whiny fat faggot

ConnorKillYourself because honorable sudoku is the only way for him to atone for his betrayal.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

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Oh and BTW @Connor Bible #FuckyYouTraitor!

 

[Zeorus]

Watch out guise he's going full badass

 

[caffeinated_wench]

ConnorKillYourself because honorable sudoku is the only way for him to atone for his betrayal.

Spoiler: Honorable Sudoku

Get crackin', @Connor Bible.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Spoiler: Honorable Sudoku

Get crackin', @Connor Bible.

That should keep him busy for a few years since he sucks at math.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

That should keep him busy for a few years since he sucks at math.

He must do 100 for every kiwi heart he's broken with his betrayal.

Of course, that's implying he'll even finish one.

 

[Randy Lahey]

@Connor Bible I was only telling the truth.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS"
Connor, your own words are coming back to haunt you.

"IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS" was Chris, actually.

Watch out guise he's going full badass
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wow fukken get on my lvl Connor

Oh and BTW @Connor Bible #FuckyYouTraitor!

Trending on Twitter right now:

But thanks to @sikotik, I thought I'd try killing two birds with one stone.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS" was Chris, actually.

Maybe they mean "ignore all google results" is a "good" policy for Connor to adopt?

Spoiler

Seeing as how Connor loves to spam his real name and location all over the internet, good luck with that.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

No, I know it's Chris. I was making fun of Connor for screaming about how she should ignore us even though you just tweeted his own words. Something anyone could find if they googled Connor Bible.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Connor Brooks Bible, you mean.

 

[Count groudon]

Connor Brooks Bible, you mean.

His middle name is Brooks? Man his parents really are cruel.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

@Connor Bible , I know you haven't listened to my advice ar anyone elses in the entirety of this 566 page thread but I'm gonna give you one last tip and recommend that you just set your entire computer on fire and consider becoming Amish becasue I think the internet is a little too much for you

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Amish

Daily living before industrialization involved considerably more manual labor. If a day out with Grandma Bible uses up Connor's entire spoon for the day, I don't think he'd be able to handle daily chores as an Amish.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Daily living before industrialization involved considerably more manual labor. If a day out with Grandma Bible uses up Connor's entire spoon for the day, I don't think he'd be able to handle daily chores as an Amish.

yeah, maybe he should just drink bleach like i've suggested in the past

 

[ActualKiwi]

Daily living before industrialization involved considerably more manual labor. If a day out with Grandma Bible uses up Connor's entire spoon for the day, I don't think he'd be able to handle daily chores as an Amish.

Plus can you imagine @Connor Bible with an amish beard?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Plus can you imagine @Connor Bible with any facial hair at all?

FTFY.

 

[It's HK-47]

FTFY.

Spoiler

It does actually spruce the place up a bit.

 

[lolwut]

Spoiler

It does actually spruce the place up a bit.

Goddamn, Groucho Marx got fat. And whiny.