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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
TrippinKahlua said:
@Connor Bible , is your life interesting yet? Because, again, the tourism season is booming for me. Yet, i guess you still go to your one class, and rot away afterwards.

Get a Kettlebell, brah.

I warn you year after year. Soon, my own lame duck ass will surpass you.
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Is your life interesting anyway?
 
Alan Pardew said:
Is your life interesting anyway?
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Yes, as a matter of fact. I am the Master. The Great, Mighty, Ry the Guy.

I am indeed, "the guy" who walks around, tall and lanky with my Pink Shirt resembling my avatar. I am my own free bitch when I am out and I don't give a fuck how I look. Its basically like an attraction sign like Chris did but instead its simply by using colors.

I act this way because when I am at work, usually 10AM-11PM every day with a break usually 5-6:30, I am the constant go-to to get-for gopher guy. "The Guy", yet again who gets our things in a snap. Whether its Josh or J Lohr or 1975 or Sonoma Cutrere or Puilly Fuisse. Lately, like since last Thanksgiving, I've been granted more duties. And people are impressed how quickly I adapt with cocktail making and POS system running. Swiping credit cards, etc.

Just yesterday, actually, I had to embody and mold myself right into being "The guy" just after I had become "the guy" to clean out the nasty mess in the beer chest. All sorts of liquids spill and build up in there. But due to the Bad weather breaking and the beautiful Bahamas sun coming out by 1:00PM, boom! Me and my Supervisor had a full restaurant to ourselves. I ran that bar like a champ and eventually got down the frozen drinks to a T, thanks to all the children that were there.

Luckily, I got the day shift off, and I am on the big island resting and gonna go to the gym later, after deciding to do so after Easter.

Have anything more interesting than this @Connor Bible ?
 
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nad7155 said:
Hmm yeah
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Be nice to TK pls, it makes you look like a sped when you chimp out at him.

BTW fam on Sunday Connor decided to delete every single post on his profile. All nine pages of it. I am currently in the process of undeleting them and I encourage you to go ahead and write him some encouraging messages on his wall.

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This thread had been dead for since the day before that, and if Connor had kept his mouth shut it would have died off. But he keeps coming back to remind us that autism never changes.
 
Holy shit, he actually made an Alphaboy alt.

This is a weird thing to bring up considering how bad Connor's writing is all around, but I really have to ask: Why is Connor incapable of Naming things in either a logical or aesthetically pleasing fashion? Does he even know who Lilith was? Or anything about the Kabala?

I mean anything. Even the fucking TV Tropes page should give you a fucking clue how absurd it is to use "Lilith" as a given name.
 
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