🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
KatsuKitty said:
Something tells me that he thinks he's George R. R. Martin, writing on fucking Wordstar for MS-DOS or something.

"All the big guys use old shit, so using old shit myself will make me sound like a better writer!"
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fucking jesus.
I write my crap on Word/OpenOffice.
 
I hold to my theory that the clackety-clack makes him feel like he's producing more than he is.

(On two different occasions, I've offered to give him a full copy of a $75 word processing program that includes a typewriter setting that won't allow you to go back and edit, but he's too paranoid to take me up on it. It even makes the clacking sound, Connor!)

(Also I hope to God he's not turning in typewritten school assignments. I'd knock him down a letter grade just for subjecting me to the eyestrain.)
 
It's been a long time since I've seen the "I'm better than all of you" part of the Connor Cycle. He usually skips it.
 
The Knife said:
I hold to my theory that the clackety-clack makes him feel like he's producing more than he is.

(On two different occasions, I've offered to give him a full copy of a $75 word processing program that includes a typewriter setting that won't allow you to go back and edit, but he's too paranoid to take me up on it. It even makes the clacking sound, Connor!)
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If he's looking for noise or something tactile just get himself an IBM Model-M "clicky" keyboard, they're a little pricey but the keys have a bit of resistance and give a satisfying "click" every time you press down on them.

They're also rock solid and can literally last you decades. A good thing to have if you type a lot.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
If he's looking for noise or something tactile just get himself an IBM Model-M "clicky" keyboard, they're a little pricey but the keys have a bit of resistance and give a satisfying "click" every time you press down on them.

They're also rock solid and can literally last you decades. A good thing to have if you type a lot.
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Key words.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
If he's looking for noise or something tactile just get himself an IBM Model-M "clicky" keyboard, they're a little pricey but the keys have a bit of resistance and give a satisfying "click" every time you press down on them.

They're also rock solid and can literally last you decades. A good thing to have if you type a lot.
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Picklechu said:
Key words.
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So for Connor, it should last him literally forever?
 
I wonder if Connors parents try to keep him under wraps like Kai's mom does. Only letting him out of the house to take his one class a semester because they're ashamed of him.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
I wonder if Connors parents try to keep him under wraps like Kai's mom does. Only letting him out of the house to take his one class a semester because they're ashamed of him.
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He's probably chained up in the basement, with only his computer, typewriter, and crotch fungus for company.
 
@Connor Bible you know what?

I actually live a very busy life. People think I powerlevel a lot, but honestly not all my crazy thoughts make it onto here. I have yet to even post a picture of my hot car. Or even videos of me completely wowing the Karaoke scene.

So frankly I don't very often get to talk to you in the live like most other Kiwi's do. Mainly because they have a cell phone with Verizon/Whoever there to give them constant internet connection, thus they stay with Kiwi all the time. Not me. I gotta rely on my iPad and a chance Wi-Fi hotspot.

But do I really care? No. Because the once and only time I ever spoke to you in the chat, you simply yelled at my face like an immature shit.

You really made me sick that day. After all the sound advice I keep trying to offer you. I learned at the stupid young age of 25 that fitness is key if you want to fix your shitty life. If I had learned that at 16 things would have been so much better for me.

Thats why I keep trying to hammer this shit into your head.

You said you went to the YMCA gym, didn't specify what you did exactly, and while I thought it was a start, at least, your words clearly didn't spell confidence for me.

If you won't get a Kettlebell, then do the SL5x5 Program. Squat, Bench Press, Deadlift, starting with the empty bar (don't worry about onlookers laughing at you Squatting with an empty bar, they won't be laughing at all when you are Squatting 300lbs 8 months later).

I just...... really don't understand why you don't understand how simple this is @Connor Bible.
 
I wonder if the crotch fungus and Connor have a symbiosis like the golden jellyfish and their zooxanthellae.
:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:
 
@Connor Bible , is your life interesting yet? Because, again, the tourism season is booming for me. Yet, i guess you still go to your one class, and rot away afterwards.

Get a Kettlebell, brah.

I warn you year after year. Soon, my own lame duck ass will surpass you.
 
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