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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Ruin said:
What's the point? How many times has he claimed to have "changed" now?
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Entertaining Connor's good times are the best way to get content from him because a happy Connor is a productive Connor. Coming into this thread to say "LOL U HAVE NOT CHANGED AT ALL CONNER BIBLE, YOU WILL NEVER BE EMPLOYED AS MOLLY RINGWALD'S PERSONAL BELLYBUTTON BECAUSE YOU HATE ADOPTION" is not proper milking of a situation where there is no downside to being positive and optimistic for him. Not to say that it's guaranteed he'll do something, but it'll guarantee more content than posting things that put him down.
 
Coster said:
Entertaining Connor's good times are the best way to get content from him because a happy Connor is a productive Connor. Coming into this thread to say "LOL U HAVE NOT CHANGED AT ALL CONNER BIBLE, YOU WILL NEVER BE EMPLOYED AS MOLLY RINGWALD'S PERSONAL BELLYBUTTON BECAUSE YOU HATE ADOPTION" is not proper milking of a situation where there is no downside to being positive and optimistic for him. Not to say that it's guaranteed he'll do something, but it'll guarantee more content than posting things that put him down.
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Eh I never really found him that entertaining since his "My groin smells like death" powerleveling. Everything since then has been generic whiny emo crap.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I know, but. . .come on. It's been a while since he posted here. I wanna see him actually follow through with something for a change before people start tearing into him.
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Coster said:
Entertaining Connor's good times are the best way to get content from him because a happy Connor is a productive Connor. Coming into this thread to say "LOL U HAVE NOT CHANGED AT ALL CONNER BIBLE, YOU WILL NEVER BE EMPLOYED AS MOLLY RINGWALD'S PERSONAL BELLYBUTTON BECAUSE YOU HATE ADOPTION" is not proper milking of a situation where there is no downside to being positive and optimistic for him. Not to say that it's guaranteed he'll do something, but it'll guarantee more content than posting things that put him down.
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I admire your optimism.
 
Ruin said:
Eh I never really found him that entertaining since his "My groin smells like death" powerleveling. Everything since then has been generic whiny emo crap.
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His writing can be pretty unintentionally funny, especially here imo. If you don't find him entertaining, I just think it's kind of a dick move to potentially spoil things for the people who do.
 
Did kiwis scare you off again, bro? Don't get too down. Even if you didn't get the results you wanted, I think you still got something out of the attempt and getting something written. You're just not learning that you shouldn't talk about your writing until you have it done. It's psychologically proven that if you do that, your mind subconsciously tells you that the work is finished and you lose the natural motivation to do the work.
 
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Hey Connor, I hear there's a tornado risk in the Carolinas tomorrow. Chances are it'll be okay, but be mindful of the weather in case you have to take shelter, okay?
 
This is going to get a chuckle out of y'all, but I think Molly can act, but for whatever reason, she gravitates to lousy material. This could be a significant reason why her stardom imploded just a couple of years after Pretty in Pink. Since the early 90s, she's appeared in really low quality fare, predominantly television movies and direct-to-video releases. It's telling that one of her most notable roles nowadays is in Not Another Teen Movie, where she viciously lampoons herself as a cynical washout flight attendant. I've actually thought of writing a screenplay for her after I finish some short stories, as well as Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva, but I sincerely doubt that the script itself would be classy material. Personally, I'd rather go the Maximum Overdrive route and write something for her that's just dumb fun.
 
Connor Bible said:
I've actually thought of writing a screenplay for her
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Connor Bible said:
I've actually thought of writing a screenplay for her after I finish some short stories, as well as Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva, but I sincerely doubt that the script itself would be classy material. Personally, I'd rather go the Maximum Overdrive route and write something for her that's just dumb fun.
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Once you reach a certain age you either take the piss out of yourself or fade into obscurity. Look at Shatner. Dude was a grade a asshole until he learned to make fun of himself now everyone loves him.

I bet Molly would go nuts over something way outside of the norm for her career that was stupid fun.
 
Silver said:
Speaking of Molly, I recently came across this event that Molly did in the city of Greensboro, NC last April. Did you know about this, @Connor Bible ? Would you have attended if you had? Did you attend and never tell us?
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I didn't attend, unfortunately. A trip to NC can be a little pricey.
Ass Manager 3000 said:
@Connor Bible Maybe you should just carry on writing something else. I'm not sure a molly ringwald script would turn out the way you think it would.
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It's not going to be a multi-million dollar epic, or anything like that. Maybe a few million could be put into it, but that's about it. Nu Image has made a killing with direct to video action movies over the years prior making it to the big screen.

BTW, here are some trailers from Millennium Films/Nu Image's library. I'm surprised what could be pulled off on a tight budget.
 
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