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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Handsome Pete said:
Connor is like one of those movies about a lovable dog that unites a whole community.

But instead of rescuing orphans or playing basketball or something, he brings us all together by talking to himself about Molly Ringwald.

Air Spud. Wait, no: The Adventures of Milo and Otism.

Wait, no: Where the Red Fungus Grows.
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Old Smeller.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
In my dream I visited his house. We ordered pizza & played video games, & actually had a lot of fun. He wasn't pretentious or weird when we were hanging out, he was just kind of a goofy kid, like my friends & I were in high school. Before I left I gave him a hug & said I'd bring more friends next time.
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Boldy, I am begging you. Please have me in your next Connor dream.

I can think of at least 3 very good reasons I want you to do this :tomgirl:
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
So, last night, I had a dream about @Connor Bible .

In my dream I visited his house. We ordered pizza & played video games, & actually had a lot of fun. He wasn't pretentious or weird when we were hanging out, he was just kind of a goofy kid, like my friends & I were in high school. Before I left I gave him a hug & said I'd bring more friends next time.

. . .I think this means I need to get out more.

But I guess it goes to show that I don't really hate Connor. I like messing with him & taking the piss out of him like I do with all my friends---he even gets more art from me than my friends that have known me for years do---but I certainly don't hate him. I think he's a good kid, deep down.

. . .But that said.

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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, CONNOR

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

GET OVER HERE

It turns out he was also here this weekend, which I didn't realize. I know only because he posted a bit.

Where did he post, you ask?
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Of course.

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You know exactly who's being talked about.

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(but only because of @cat .)
Yet in spite of the less-than-glowing things he said about her,

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Of course. Sperg on you spergy diamond.
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Stop making Boldy sad, Connor. Boldy is too nice for that.

Good to see his obsession is still going strong.

He was quoting Nietzsche in Dynastia's thread, too.

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@Philosophy Zombie politely asked me to copy this so here you go. Connor has some great video game ideas, and it makes me want to crack open gamemaker and learn to code to help this dream get realized.
 
Smutley said:
@Philosophy Zombie politely asked me to copy this so here you go. Connor has some great video game ideas, and it makes me want to crack open gamemaker and learn to code to help this dream get realized.
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Molly the Ringworm* must collect the 7 Disaster Diamonds** before Dr. Klaus can use them to take over the world.

Get to it, kiwis.

*original character, do not steal
**original concept, do not steal
 
glutenfreebooty said:
523 pages in, I should be aware, but... Does Connor think that Kiwifarms user Molly Ringwald is actually Molly Ringwald? :\
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At this point, probably not, but maybe. I can't go through this entire thread because it's long as hell, but there is a Connor sub-cycle where he'd PM her as if she was real, question us if she is real, totally deny she's real, give us shit for saying she's real, shit talk about how she's old and nasty now, then contact her again. So, Connor doesn't think she's real, but occasionally asked about her and contacted her just in case she was the real deal.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
523 pages in, I should be aware, but... Does Connor think that Kiwifarms user Molly Ringwald is actually Molly Ringwald? :\
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Pikonic said:
At this point, probably not, but maybe. I can't go through this entire thread because it's long as hell, but there is a Connor sub-cycle where he'd PM her as if she was real, question us if she is real, totally deny she's real, give us shit for saying she's real, shit talk about how she's old and nasty now, then contact her again. So, Connor doesn't think she's real, but occasionally asked about her and contacted her just in case she was the real deal.
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@Pikonic hit the nail right on the head.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/oc4-png.69358/
& when Connor didn't get a response:
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@Connor Bible , you're such a piece of shit.

I saw @Molly Ringwald on Tv a few months ago on Today for promoting that new Jem movie and I honestly think she looks awesome, and exactly the same as she always has. She looks a lot better than any 80s former heartthrob. I honestly have no clue where you get this from.

If you'd get a Kettlebell, maybe these thoughts you have about women would change.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
@Connor Bible , you're such a piece of shit.

I saw @Molly Ringwald on Tv a few months ago on Today for promoting that new Jem movie and I honestly think she looks awesome, and exactly the same as she always has. She looks a lot better than any 80s former heartthrob. I honestly have no clue where you get this from.

If you'd get a Kettlebell, maybe these thoughts you have about women would change.
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I don't even own a kettlebell and I think Molly has aged phenomenally for a child actor from the 80s.
 
I'm 183 pages into this thread right now, and I have to say that Connor has really inspired me to get my powerlevel-issues-that-shall-not-be-named conquered, because I don't want to be like this forever.
Thanks, Connor, you actually did something!
(Though to be fair to myself, I've always made at least some effort, and never fully gave up. I don't think he's made any, ever.)
 
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