🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
cat said:
@Connor Bible what if you were hanging out with a bunch of your dude friends and they started watching porn and masturbating together? nothing gay, but just a bunch of dudes sitting around and jacking off to the same porn in the same room
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That's not even a little bit gay, just some friends hanging out and enjoying a hobby.
 
Seasons greeting @Connor Bible I am still mad at you for shouting to my face after all I have done to help you, seeing as though I have been where you are, but time passes, wounds heal, and it's the time of joy.

Remember it's about the birth of Christ, not about Santa Claus.

I hope someone gets you a Kettlebell for Christmas. Even if no, you really ought to go to Dicks Sporting Goods, spend $50 on one and enjoy.

You will find this to be the best Christmas of your life if you do.

If weens can pay that same amount for a Chris video, you can spend the same.

Please brah, 2016 could be a dangerous year. The time is now.
 
I love you guys, but I wanted a more exciting thousandth post so that's why I saved this until now. from last night: connie recommends boring music and spergs about molly some more
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 3 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    Hate to sound spergy...
  2. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 3 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    But this would be a perfect Redesigning Eva song.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 3 minutes agoCave:
    Yeah?
  4. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 3 minutes agoConnor Bible:
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 3 minutes agoCave:
    Classic track.
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 2 minutes agoCave:
    All I ever wanted; all I ever needed is here in my arms.
  7. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 2 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    Enjoy the silence...
  8. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 2 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    If RE were a movie made back in the 1980s with Molly Ringwald, I see it playing over the end credits.
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 1 minute agoCave:
    Oh my.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
I love you guys, but I wanted a more exciting thousandth post so that's why I saved this until now. from last night: connie recommends boring music and spergs about molly some more
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 3 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    Hate to sound spergy...
  2. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 3 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    But this would be a perfect Redesigning Eva song.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 3 minutes agoCave:
    Yeah?
  4. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 3 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=feLnBXdny1M
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 3 minutes agoCave:
    Classic track.
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 2 minutes agoCave:
    All I ever wanted; all I ever needed is here in my arms.
  7. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 2 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    Enjoy the silence...
  8. https://kiwifarms.net/chat/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 2 minutes agoConnor Bible:
    If RE were a movie made back in the 1980s with Molly Ringwald, I see it playing over the end credits.
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 1 minute agoCave:
    Oh my.
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It's a classic track.
 
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