🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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He's fucked. Now they know that he knows.
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OMG! There's a Paris in Texas as well and where did Jade Helm take place? Well not in Paris Texas but close enough. And with the recent bombing in Paris France this can only mean one thing!
It's the NWO Illuminati Trilateral Bilderberg MK-ULTRA MK-ULTRA 2 CBS FBI Z28 conspiracy! Stop laughing! It's in Revelations people!
Edit: Looks like somebody doesn't quite get sarcasm...
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No Connor, you're definitely onto something and you should totally keep going with this.
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There's only one fearless, conformity-bucking writer who has the chops to investigate this story and bring us the truth.
Godspeed, Connor. We're all counting on you!
Godspeed, Connor. We're all counting on you!
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He should describe his theories into an RCA voice recorder while walking around on his campus.
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Well good fucking going man. Now that they know you know they're going to mark you as a prime target for sure
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We believe in you, Connor! Stay safe and defend yourself!
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The Illuminati has been on Connor's case for years.
That's why there was a spec ops team hunting Connor down in that round robin he did with @Meowthkip some time ago. It was actually the Illuminati.
Or at least that probably makes more sense than whatever he had in mind for that.
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This is just a testament to his genius. They want to silence him. We should listen to him while we still have the chance.
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Jesus Christ how horrifying. Stay safe Connor!!!!
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- https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 51 minutes agoConnor Bible:
I'm hearing automatic, semi-automatic gunfire in my neighborhood. - https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5761.jpg?1437565235 51 minutes agoDeadwaste:
Cool - https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 51 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
connor you don't know what automatic gunfire sounds like - https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 51 minutes agoConnor Bible:
Sounds like the shootout from Heat.
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God damn the Illuminati and their automatic semi-automatic weapons.
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I'm sure he is hearing that. I bet there's a metal gear as well.
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Semper Fidelis to all are armed forces causing @Connor Bible a mild inconvenience while they train to protect his freedom to be an unproductive sped.
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Good night, sweet autist, and flights of crotch fungus sing thee to thy rest
He will fucky you in heaven forevermore
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False alarm, people. All is well.
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Glad to see you're well, Connor.
We can't deprive our generation of its foremost writing prodigy.
We can't deprive our generation of its foremost writing prodigy.
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You really had me scared for a minute there! You should celebrate by uploading more of your work.