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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Stop viewing everything as black and white Connor. Clearly there is some value to the forums or you wouldn't keep coming back.
 
If Connor masturbates in a forest will anyone hear it?
Given Connor's ever increasing weight, I can't imagine how they wouldn't hear it. Imagine how much he must hyperventilate during it to provide oxygen to those tiny lungs of his beneath all the fat, he probably sounds like a loud, dying animal. Which I suppose is fitting.
 
I can only imagine the stress sigh Connor's mom lets out when she hears the tard she shat out screaming at weirdo's on the internet.
 
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.

I'm gonna stop you right there you whiny little cunt. There are posts from many in this thread giving you constructive criticism and trying their very goddamn best to reason with you. You vehemently refuse to listen to constructive criticism. That's one of the major fucking reasons your thread is still here. Also, you've already played the "JUST NUKE ME YOU GUTLESS MOTHERFUCKER" card. No mod is going to delete your fucking account, so you might as well just sit down, shut up, and:

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