🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
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I don't know about you, Connie, but I and the others here are having an absolute blast at your expense. Really do keep it up, we appreciate it.
 
Connor Bible said:
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
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Says the manchild who thinks he's above working a minimum wage job at McDonald's to get his career going.
 
Connor Bible said:
I'm wondering what the fuck I actually did to earn such vitriol from the guy.
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Null just gave you encouragement and good advice. He didn't cuss you out. He was a completely civil person. Your response is to feel attacked. This is exactly why you have a topic and people laugh at you.
 
Connor Bible said:
How am I making excuses? I need sleep too, y'know.
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Still reading through the thread, but I gotta ask...

Are you a fucking bear or something, Connor? Do you sleep 12 hours a fucking day or something? You can't seriously be telling me that one class of Algebra + homework is somehow breaking more than 5 hours of your life every day.
 
Connor Bible said:
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
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Or you could have the balls to not log in yourself.

Frankly, at the moment, lesbian orgies have more balls then you.
 
Connor Bible said:
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
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If you spent time reading shit other than your own writing, you'll know for a fact, as stated by @KatsuKitty, that accounts aren't deleted
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 1 minute agoGlaive:
    cucky vs. connor
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/43.jpg?1437881432 A moment agoLiquid Squirtle:
    @ @Glaive, well Connor can't even get cucked so cucky wins by default
@Cucky
@Connor Bible
 
[QUOTE="autisticdragonkin, post: 1028916, member: 5717]considering that @Connor Bible doesn't want to watch the world burn he is better than ADF[/QUOTE]
At least adf did stuff to make us dislike him. Connor doesnt do jacks hit.
 
Watcher said:
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 1 minute agoGlaive:
    cucky vs. connor
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/43.jpg?1437881432 A moment agoLiquid Squirtle:
    @ @Glaive, well Connor can't even get cucked so cucky wins by default
@Cucky
@Connor Bible
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Connor Bible said:
You haven't answered my question. Why do you people actively seek out lolcows?
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You aren't exactly being responsive to other peoples' questions either, but I'll bite. I've wondered the same thing, and after some deliberation, have come to a conclusion. Lolcow watching is the modern day equivalent of the sideshow. We still have the traditional exhibits like the Fat Lady (we have at least five) and the (autistic bike-obsessed) Tattooed Tranny Man, but there are a few new acts thrown into the mix, such as Girl Obsessed With Cartoon Bug, Megalomaniacal Religious Man, and of course, you: Shiftless Autist. The oddly poetic thing about this incarnation is that you are directly responsible for how popular your attraction is.
 
Connor Bible said:
Just because? You know as long as I come on here, no one is going to be happy. There's nothing really funny or useful about this thread, and the jabs are legitimately mean-spirited and scummy. There's nothing to be learned from it, and nothing to be gained from it. It's best to just allow my account to be deleted to ensure I wouldn't even log on again. I'm trying to reason with you people now, and you are all being really immature.
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Haven't we gone over this before? Your incompetence at life as illustrated in this thread has literally helped people through their depression by making them realize they're nowhere near as much of a loser as you are.
 
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