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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I would if I could. What job is there for me? Honestly. Most of the kids from my graduating class are still in minimum wage jobs, if they're not staying home with their families.
You're still taking remedial math. You're not graduating anytime soon. What are you talking about?
 
Let's face it, nothing I do is ever good enough for you. I was being honest about my feelings tonight, and you guys just seize the opportunity to be assholes.
 
I would if I could. What job is there for me? Honestly. Most of the kids from my graduating class are still in minimum wage jobs, if they're not staying home with their families.
Yeah well flipping burgers at Micky Dee's is better than sitting at home, crying and wanking your willie.
At least they're contributing to society
 
Let's face it, nothing I do is ever good enough for you. I was being honest about my feelings tonight, and you guys just seize the opportunity to be assholes.


Deflecting and changing the subject is another excuse
 
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