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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
How is taking 10 years to rewrite a piece of fanfiction and only taking one course a semester while leeching off Grandma an act of rebellion?

Connor is as rebellious as that kid who joins a protest only to hide in the back and run away the moment there's a chance he's going to get his ass kicked. Taters is a bigger rebel than he is and Taters is a fucking joke dressed up like a wannabe tough guy.
Connor would never bother joining a protest. The farthest his activism will ever go is going on a social media platform where everyone agrees with him. He’s too small and weak to do more than that.
 
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Connor bros, if he can't pass the Charisma check and convince his mom...it's gonna be so over for us


>I support everything the media and major corporations tell me is "good" I'm not inclined to shut up and comply

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I'm so sick of "I'm autistic" being used as some deflection for being a huge loser. Tons of autistics can hold a job and live normal lives, hell the richest man in earth is a massively retarded autist...
 
>I support everything the media and major corporations tell me is "good" I'm not inclined to shut up and comply

:story: :story: :story:

I'm so sick of "I'm autistic" being used as some deflection for being a huge loser. Tons of autistics can hold a job and live normal lives, hell the richest man in earth is a massively retarded autist...
He acts tough but won’t quit a “volunteer” job that he’s forced to do and doesn’t get paid. He spends the rest of his time jacking it to Julia roberts and convincing himself the government is going to raid the thrift store he works at and that trump is going use nuclear bombs on American cities. He’s as dumb as someone can possibly be.
Also, hi Connor.
 
Is he still obsessed with Drive
In terms of movies he’s mostly obsessed with hating Julia roberts. He also hates the MCU because they’re made only to make money. So he watches old exploitation movies that were made solely to make money by showing violence and tits. He watches bad movies, thinks they’re deep, and thinks he’s smart for watching them.
 
He also hates the MCU because they’re made only to make money. So he watches old exploitation movies that were made solely to make money by showing violence and tits. He watches bad movies, thinks they’re deep, and thinks he’s smart for watching them.
ALL movies are made to make money. Okay... maybe not ALL of them but that's kinda the point of making one. You want it to be successful and bring in the bucks. Connor is just being a retard.
 
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So, is it weirder that he wants to wear only boxers near his mom or that he’s upset she’s not more attracted to him?
 
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And Connie's life is virtually identical now to how it was at the beginning of the thread.

Connie's autism and laziness, like the constant onward march of time, are eternal and unstoppable.
I read through this entire thread a few weeks ago and just now came back to see he’s still up to the exact same shit. The only difference is he’s over sharing on normie social media sites and not KF, which I guess is a slight improvement.

I sincerely hope Connor logs back in here one day to make a fool of himself again. I know he won’t, but a man can dream.
 
I read through this entire thread a few weeks ago and just now came back to see he’s still up to the exact same shit. The only difference is he’s over sharing on normie social media sites and not KF, which I guess is a slight improvement.

I sincerely hope Connor logs back in here one day to make a fool of himself again. I know he won’t, but a man can dream.
Nobody here was playing his game because we're all a bunch of internet malcontents and enjoy the sneed.

He tried, several times, to leave his past behind him and stop being such a massive faggot but people just said he was a massive faggot and had a thing for Molly Ringwald and he finally just left.

And more than 10 years later and he's still a massive faggot that can't write for shit and is still trying to make "Redesigning Eva" a thing.
 
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