🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

What do you gain by coming back here every night?

He gains an excuse. He reads our criticism and sees a reason to not try.

 

[Treblinkachu]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0
This is what Connor actually believes.

It's more like PityMe.mp3 actually

 

[Waifu]

I have nothing to live for. Don't bother pulling the "third-world country" shit on me, because every nation is a third-world nation.

 

[Strewth]

I have nothing to live for. Don't bother pulling the "third-world country" shit on me, because every nation is a third-world nation.

Are you really equating your living circumstances with those of these people?

While I agree that depression and general lethargy are terrible things, I think you really need some perspective.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He gains an excuse. He reads our criticism and sees a reason to not try.

I'm beginning to think he just whacks off to insults, personally.

 

[Conrix]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

I don't mean to compare myself here like some kind of A-Log , but I wouldn't back down from an honest challenge whether it's Mike Tyson in his prime or a shitty Touhou OC with the power of 9000 Flandre Scarlets. Life may beat you down but it's much better to get out there and try, and fail, then try again repeatedly, than it is to do nothing at all. You're not like Chris-Chan or DarksydePhil, who are in their 30s, at the end of their run, and cannot succeed further due to mental rigidity, financial problems or other factors such as health problems. You on the other hand are only like 20 and you're using autism as a crutch like it'll make your brain explode if you work too hard. You have a lot of time on your hands so you should find ways past your writer's block and other problems for yourself if you're just going to throw our advice right back at you because you just want asspats. The most honest way to get asspats is to be a nice person and make cool things, people will honestly like you if you're nice and make cool things, I've tried that and have more friends for it. So has my girlfriend.

@Jackie Chin Yo, man, Connor just rated your inspirational Hercules video "Dumb".

Cause he doesn't want to receive the message, the video's "dumb". And we can guess it has to be that it's a Disney cartoon and therefore not grimdark enough for him.

Also I see that I was rated Autistic for the semi-aloggy wall of text thar but I did hope to get that point through to Connor, he's just gotta try harder and harder until he can't try any harder, not at whining on the forums though.

 

[Locksnap]

Are you really equating your living circumstances with these people?
While I agree that depression and general lethargy are terrible things, I think you really need some perspective.

Rifling through garbage to survive is potatoes to the suffering Connor Bible endures. Once, he had to take a whole math class.

 

[Lurker]

Rifling through garbage to survive is potatoes to the suffering Connor Bible endures. Once, he had to take a whole math class.

One time his parents (allegedly) poked him in his fat stomach.

TROO SUFFERING

 

[Dalish]

I haven't.

Rifling through garbage to survive is potatoes to the suffering Connor Bible endures. Once, he had to take a whole math class.

One time, someone said Molly Ringwald wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Kabobs]

This is so sad. Is it time to stop coddling the whiny little manchild and go on? Things are going around in circles.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   Connor is fat and Molly Ringwald wouldn't have sex with him
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1462.jpg?1420940617 A moment agoConnor:
   @ @@Coster, now you're crossing the line.

 

[Null]

 

[Lurker]

This is so sad. Is it time to stop coddling the whiny little manchild and go on? Things are going around in circles.

No one's coddling him.

We're all playing America's favorite game of "Kick the Autistic".

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Time to remove that "recovering" bit from Connor's title, Dear Leader.

 

[Jackie Chin]

I found this...randomly...

 

[Connor Bible]

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

 

[The Knife]

Surely you aren't willing to take someone else's characters and stories.

MOTHERFUCKER KLAUS IS HANNIBAL LECTER. YOU KNOW IT. I KNOW IT. SINGLE-CELLED ORGANISMS LIVING UNDER THE POLAR ICECAPS KNOW IT. I have a PDF of Silence of the Lambs right here and you have been borrowing shit line for line.

 

[Coster]

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

Because we love you Connor.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

Because you act like this and it's funny?

 

[Arkangel]

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

Why don't you STOP LOGGING IN?