🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
I think a measly 180-200 pages would be a lark.
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If you take your typical output and made it double spaced with a 48pt font, sure.
Oh and when you get pissed off at us later today and go crying to Kengle or Vordrak about how mean we are, remember that we didn't lure you back here. You chose to return.
 
I just want to take a minute to let everyone who's high fiving Connor know that he's a turncoat traitor who sold us out to Vordrak and is good friends with a decades-long stalker @Weeny Tran.

There is no proof, at all, of any of these claims he has made. He still has refused to release his emails to Vordrak. He went so far as to claim to him that we seduced him into coming here simply to play kick the autistic.

I'd hope you all are just gullible because here's Connor, yet again, to try and garner sympathy for things he's not likely even doing.
 
@Connor Bible just write your Molly Ringwald RPF bellybutton ice fanfic already and get that out of your system so you can read more than 20 pages a day.
 
I'll read the fanfic, but only if it opens (or ends if you prefer) with the Bond expy beating someone's head in with a kettlebell.
 
Connor Bible said:
Yes, I'm going to be writing a James Bond fanfic. I think a measly 180-200 pages would be a lark. I'm actually reading a James Bond book right now, Brokenclaw by John Gardner. I'm 116-ish pages in. Also, I've got a new therapist, and he's fucking awesome. He's of the CBT school, and already it's doing wonders. I'm also going to be regularly writing in my thought journal. It'll help me track, analyze, and stop maladaptive behavioral patterns dead in their tracks.
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Have you seen For Your Eyes Only?
 
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Connor has a new therapist with new techniques! Everything is gonna be better!

You know except the fact that therapy means absolutely nothing if the person in question is not even willing to put any work in to help them self. No one can help Connor until Connor decides to help himself.

Connor feels his time is better spent running off crying and colluding with actual terrorists than doing anything productive.
 
I like how Connor just disappeared after people got a little testy

Anyway, today's the first day of NaNoWriMo. @Connor Bible be sure to keep us appraised of your progress with that Bond fic
 
We have an update! Connor is no longer doing a James Bond story, but a supernatural/horror stor simply titled "Knife". So far he has 199 words. No synopsis yet.
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199 words is pathetic even by his standards. Surely he knew we would find his page quickly. All he had to do was complete one day's work, and he would have looked infinitely better than usual. One fucking day. If he were treating nanowrimo as a full time job, 199 words is the equivalent clocking in at 9:00 and quitting by 10:00.
 
r00 said:
199 words is pathetic even by his standards. Surely he knew we would find his page quickly. All he had to do was complete one day's work, and he would have looked infinitely better than usual. One fucking day. If he were treating nanowrimo as a full time job, 199 words is the equivalent clocking in at 9:00 and quitting by 10:00.
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Are you kidding? With how well lazy &/or terminally unimaginative Connor is, it WOULD take him a full work day to write just under 200 words. I'm with @Meowthkip , just write the goddamn Molly bellybutton ice fic. That's like 20 pages right there.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
We have an update! Connor is no longer doing a James Bond story, but a supernatural/horror stor simply titled "Knife". So far he has 199 words. No synopsis yet.
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oh hey, another project for him to abandon

Hey, @Connor Bible, I just started writing a horror novel. Just cause. never tried writing horror before. I just did 324 words, in a matter of...let's see. about 17 minutes.

How long did those 199 words take you?
 
I myself plan on writing a horror novel, it's about a creepy stalker who is obsessed with an actress and constantly follows her around to the point where she declares a restraining order against him but he continues to creep around and wants to harm her family until she takes her creepy fan on a date. She saw him standing in her yard multiple times and he quickly vanished before others saw him. It ends with her and her family on a boat in a tropical creek (after being framed with murder of a man protecting her house) where he sinks while fapping underwater in his last goodbye. All because her dad was a lawyer and failed to get the creepy guy out of jail before he served 5 years.
 
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