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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
That's bullshit. The fact you couldn't come up with a more plausible explanation for Molly's discovery shows what cynical con-men you are.

My friend's son talked about this Sonichu character and This Christian Weston Chandler guy who has become a transgender individual. He would talk about the CWCki and the Forums a lot, so I thought I'd check it out.

Yeah, Christian is quite the character. I sincerely apologize for coming across as paranoid or edgy. I have a tendency to be pretty cynical.
 
I talked to the mods and they confirmed that Molly sent them a private message proving her identity. This place bans people for having fake accounts and would have banned the account if Molly didn't provide proof.

Also, you don't deserve that proof Connor. Why does Molly have to go out of her way to appease your stupid demands, you're not anyone special. Molly doesn't owe you anything.
 
It's a pretty big coincidence that she is friends with someone whose son just happens to know about Chris.

...Connor, dude, the CWCville library alone has 20,000 subscribers and over 1.8 million views. He's been talked about on national radio and clips shown on cable TV.

Chris is like, just below Doge in internet notoriety.
 
It's a pretty big coincidence that she is friends with someone whose son just happens to know about Chris.
If you've used TV Tropes, ED, Cracked, or even browsed the Internet casually, you've probably heard of "Sonichu" somewhere along the line.

Chris's Internet footprint isn't exactly obscure.
 
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