🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
None of your fucking business.
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  • Be civil. Don't aggressively attack and insult the people or groups we talk about. Don't get emotionally charged over things that do not matter. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
 
You mad bro? Quit being a bitch and get off for a day or two. Play in the snow or something. We aren't very friendly here if you didn't get the memo.
 
Connor said:
Seriously, guys, you can cut this crap. This thread has been plaguing me for over a month, and its getting to a point where the Kiwi Farms could engage in all-out war with WrongPlanet.
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A bunch of autists could come here and throw tantrums? What ever would we do?
 
Connor, when are you going to address your disgusting views on women, adoptive parents, and people of other races? I'm waiting for a statement on those.
 
Connor is basically his own worst enemy. Every time he does something "good" to "prove he's changed," he follows it up with three bad things that prove he's really just full of shit.
 
koyemshii said:
You mad bro? Quit being a bitch and get off for a day or two. Play in the snow or something. We aren't very friendly here if you didn't get the memo.
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On the contrary, many of us started out being friendly to Connor, & he shat all over our advice. Between the rest of us Kiwis, we've actually had a bunch of really great bonding moments in this thread.
 
koyemshii said:
You mad bro? Quit being a bitch and get off for a day or two. Play in the snow or something. We aren't very friendly here if you didn't get the memo.
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Actually the majority of us are quite friendly. Which shows just how badly Connor has acted here to warrant such negative remarks from the community.
 
I noticed that Connor is wearing sunglasses AND a white t-shirt in his avatar. I'm worried he may have joined a circa 1950's gang. He also seems to be quite angry and may potentially be high on one of those marijuana cigarettes your Aunt Jane told me about.
 
Cosmos said:
Connor, when are you going to address your disgusting views on women, adoptive parents, and people of other races? I'm waiting for a statement on those.
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I'd been skirting around this for the sake of trying to maintain my civility, but I'm with @Cosmos ---I really want an answer to this.
 
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