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As long as Oprah plays Granny Goodness and she appears as a 900 story floating head in the sky.

I don't care what they do with this movie either way. Om King beat down Mister Miracle, only the art was worth that run. Ava lost millions on Wrinkle in Time, so I mean whatever, get Michael Bay to direct. I'm hard passing on this unless it actually turns my head to it.
 
And herein lies the real issue.

None of these comic book wirters want to write comics. They want to be movie writers/producers or television show runners. Comics to them is a necessary means to an end.

None of them actually care.
I can't wait for the super hero movie fad to finally die.

Maybe then fans can reclaim the hobby.
 
I can't wait for the super hero movie fad to finally die.

Maybe then fans can reclaim the hobby.
I'm astonished the capeshit movie fad is still going on!

I assumed it was surely on it's way out years ago but it seems people just can't get enough of the same formulaic bullshit movie again, again and again, as long as it's about some comicbook character in tights who's comicslibrary most moviewatchers haven't read a single issue of.
 
I'm really glad I didn't bother with this event. This is a horrible way to treat Wally. People like Wally, give the fans what they want.

I honestly thought this was shitposting because it's so bad and nonsensical. You telling me these are real? Holy fuck why were people buying this? Tell me that Tom isn't actually that awful and that I'm just some dummy who fell for the ruse.
I have seen people compare HiC to 1994's "Emerald Twilight," which infamously derailed Hal Jordan to make way for Kyle Rayner and they wouldn't be that far off. As much as I hate what Dan DiDio did to Wally (and I'm more of a Barry fan) I see some justice in it for a minuscule, but vocal minority of fanboys that have a hate-boner for the Silver Age. Now they know how it feels for DC to take something they love and pervert it because, "OMG, it's so edgy!"
 
I'm astonished the capeshit movie fad is still going on!

I assumed it was surely on it's way out years ago but it seems people just can't get enough of the same formulaic bullshit movie again, again and again, as long as it's about some comicbook character in tights who's comicslibrary most moviewatchers haven't read a single issue of.

What else is Hollywood going to produce these days besides this and reboots and sequels to dead or dying franchises? There's nothing else out there for them to make that reaps them so much money with the possible exception of an action hero movie, and they're reluctant to make those anymore both probably because they don't want to feature male action heroes prominently (aka toxic masculinity) and also because there aren't a lot of good able bodied actors out there that could play the part.
 
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As long as Oprah plays Granny Goodness and she appears as a 900 story floating head in the sky.

I don't care what they do with this movie either way. Om King beat down Mister Miracle, only the art was worth that run. Ava lost millions on Wrinkle in Time, so I mean whatever, get Michael Bay to direct. I'm hard passing on this unless it actually turns my head to it.
Michael Bay is far too competent to associate with those two clowns.
 
What else is Hollywood going to produce these days besides this and reboots and sequels to dead or dying franchises? There's nothing else out there for them to make that reaps them so much money with the possible exception of an action hero movie, and they're reluctant to make those anymore both probably because they don't want to feature male action heroes prominently (aka toxic masculinity) and also because there aren't a lot of good able bodied male action heroes.
True. Hollywood will keep churning them out as it takes no imagination, inspiration or balls, and it's safe money.

But I thought the general public would eventually get tired of the stale formula. They once made cowboy / wild west movies all the time and eventually people got tired of it. Assumed it would happen with this fad too.
 
Michael Bay is far too competent to associate with those two clowns.
At least he knows how to make a spectacle AND how to make money, even if his work is turd.



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(also don't forget that every opportunity is good to e-beg some)!
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This one is IMO actual interesting tidbit of know-how. But then she pours the grievance souce. (Another piece of know-how: dark colours are still hard to reproduce in a way that doesn't render them into smeared shit).
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This one made me stop and think for a moment. I have no idea who this guy is, but I heard his name CG adjacent.... so. For posterity. And lolz. Study in WTFuckery and how detached from reality they are.
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No wonder with attitude like that you all are unemployable.

Apparently Chelsea is still out with her Man Eaters.
(spoiler: she was never in)

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This one is a doozy. Zero self- awarness.
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Maybe because unions and guilds (finally somebody figured out the difference)! don't want woke hacks?

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NoBodY SayS THaT, but WERK. IT'S RACIST TO HIRE THEM BASED ONLY ON SKIN COLOUR. Segregation by race is racist. Jebus.

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And this is what showed up on my thread within 2-3 days. I was considering blocking these folks to make sure I don't have this shit show up, but then... this is a) great for lulz and b) gives me great insight into minds of "pros" in comics and just makes me happy that I never went pro and instead got proper-not-art education and degree that actually makes me money.

On an ending note I was really looking forward to reading She said Destroy by Corallo and Kangas (of the Black AF Devil's Dye infamy), because it was promoted as second coming of Jesus, but it appears that not even pirates feels it's worth pirating.
It's ugly AF.

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This passes as pubisheable comics nowdays. Lazy ass bitch.
 
At least he knows how to make a spectacle AND how to make money, even if his work is turd.



Don't forget! you have only day left to partcipate!
(also don't forget that every opportunity is good to e-beg some)!
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This one is IMO actual interesting tidbit of know-how. But then she pours the grievance souce. (Another piece of know-how: dark colours are still hard to reproduce in a way that doesn't render them into smeared shit).
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This one made me stop and think for a moment. I have no idea who this guy is, but I heard his name CG adjacent.... so. For posterity. And lolz. Study in WTFuckery and how detached from reality they are.
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No wonder with attitude like that you all are unemployable.

Apparently Chelsea is still out with her Man Eaters.
(spoiler: she was never in)

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This one is a doozy. Zero self- awarness.

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Maybe because unions and guilds (finally somebody figured out the difference)! don't want woke hacks?


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NoBodY SayS THaT, but WERK. IT'S RACIST TO HIRE THEM BASED ONLY ON SKIN COLOUR. Segregation by race is racist. Jebus.


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And this is what showed up on my thread within 2-3 days. I was considering blocking these folks to make sure I don't have this shit show up, but then... this is a) great for lulz and b) gives me great insight into minds of "pros" in comics and just makes me happy that I never went pro and instead got proper-not-art education and degree that actually makes me money.

On an ending note I was really looking forward to reading She said Destroy by Corallo and Kangas (of the Black AF Devil's Dye infamy), because it was promoted as second coming of Jesus, but it appears that not even pirates feels it's worth pirating.
It's ugly AF.

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This passes as pubisheable comics nowdays. Lazy ass bitch.
Darryl Ayo is a nobody who harassed Ethan Van Sciver by calling him a Nazi for over a year. When EVS finally confronted him, Ayo damseled and claimed that he had no idea who EVS was and that he was in fact the victim. After a year of slander. The "why do you want to work here" is a common question that gets asked during the hiring process.

That Kanga chic...as mediocre as the art is on the new project, her art in Devil's Dye was far worse. This is a significant step up. But whoever did those purple thought bubbles is fucking up badly.
 
Darryl Ayo is a nobody who harassed Ethan Van Sciver by calling him a Nazi for over a year. When EVS finally confronted him, Ayo damseled and claimed that he had no idea who EVS was and that he was in fact the victim. After a year of slander. The "why do you want to work here" is a common question that gets asked during the hiring process.

That Kanga chic...as mediocre as the art is on the new project, her art in Devil's Dye was far worse. This is a significant step up. But whoever did those purple thought bubbles is fucking up badly.
I'd have more respect if he did that Dave Chapelle bit. 'Why do I wanna work here? NIGGA, I'M BROKE!'.

A steady paycheck is a GREAT motivator to get up in the morning.
 
I'd have more respect if he did that Dave Chapelle bit. 'Why do I wanna work here? NIGGA, I'M BROKE!'.

A steady paycheck is a GREAT motivator to get up in the morning.
Right?! Most of the time they ask that to see if you did your research on the company, as if you did then you're serious about wanting the job. If you can't be bothered to hide the fact that this is one of a handful of jobs you applied for and don't care which one you get, you deserve none of them.
 
The "why do you want to work here" is a common question that gets asked during the hiring process.
I know it, you know it, any sane person who searches for a job knows that is the first question they ask at the interview. He just thinks he is THAT special or he thinks he just derves the job because he's THAT special, or he lives in such a delusion in his own clown world where normal people rules don't apply to him... that I just pity him. And I find it generally interesting as a window to their mindset and how it explains their behaviour.

And then I lolz and share the lolz here.
 
And herein lies the real issue.

None of these comic book wirters want to write comics. They want to be movie writers/producers or television show runners. Comics to them is a necessary means to an end.

None of them actually care.
And why these people will either be forgotten or at best turned into punchlines whereas someone like Chris Claremont or Alan Moore will still be read and remembered for their contributions long after they croak.
 
Honestly that whole "this work of fiction that touches on WOKE THING A also didn't touch upon unrelated WOKE POINT B so therefore it's trash that shouldn't exist" mentality that SwindleSoiree (which honestly here's hoping she gets involved in a crowdfunding scam because that'd be too perfect) exemplifies is a huge reason why so much woke shit ultimately falls about. Not just because you're ultimately chasing after an inherently un-pleaseable audience, but because they don't understand that a story's themes don't have to touch upon every subject under the sun - nor should they. There's only so much material can cover before it becomes unfocused and wishy-washy, and frankly most writers aren't going to be interested in every pet cause out there and it's unrealistic to demand that they cover topics they don't know about and don't care to learn about lest it results into half-assed token gestures.

With the SJW criteria being that every story must include every flavor of person and touch upon every political subject, it's no wonder the most they make is different flavors of Qweer POC uwu sitting around a coffee shop spouting cringey attempts at humor at each other.

Man-Eaters IS trash mind you, but not throwing a Stunning & Brave troons into it isn't the reason why.
 
At least he knows how to make a spectacle AND how to make money, even if his work is turd.



Don't forget! you have only day left to partcipate!
(also don't forget that every opportunity is good to e-beg some)!
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This one is IMO actual interesting tidbit of know-how. But then she pours the grievance souce. (Another piece of know-how: dark colours are still hard to reproduce in a way that doesn't render them into smeared shit).
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This one made me stop and think for a moment. I have no idea who this guy is, but I heard his name CG adjacent.... so. For posterity. And lolz. Study in WTFuckery and how detached from reality they are.
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No wonder with attitude like that you all are unemployable.

Apparently Chelsea is still out with her Man Eaters.
(spoiler: she was never in)

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Me? 👏 I👏 am👏de👏 ligh👏 ted👏
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though👏 titty👏 wompus👏
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This one is a doozy. Zero self- awarness.

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Maybe because unions and guilds (finally somebody figured out the difference)! don't want woke hacks?


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NoBodY SayS THaT, but WERK. IT'S RACIST TO HIRE THEM BASED ONLY ON SKIN COLOUR. Segregation by race is racist. Jebus.


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And this is what showed up on my thread within 2-3 days. I was considering blocking these folks to make sure I don't have this shit show up, but then... this is a) great for lulz and b) gives me great insight into minds of "pros" in comics and just makes me happy that I never went pro and instead got proper-not-art education and degree that actually makes me money.

On an ending note I was really looking forward to reading She said Destroy by Corallo and Kangas (of the Black AF Devil's Dye infamy), because it was promoted as second coming of Jesus, but it appears that not even pirates feels it's worth pirating.
It's ugly AF.

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Fuck this was mind-numbingly hard to read through.

I wish I had the pure autism needed to go point by point but I can at least boil everything down to this: I want them all out. They are allowed to like comics from miles afar, but they need to go.

also, on another note - something I can rarely say, but in this case, I'm glad I can at least say my own shitty artwork is at least better than this ''pro'' art. Kangas, or whatever her name is, is so bad I can confidently sit here and say I am a better artist than a published """creator""". Fukkin fascinating.
 
Eric Esquivel is back and gave a statement:
https://twitter.com/ericMesquivel/status/1134073938223304704 https://archive.fo/7Tcwn
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"I touched little girls, I'm a role model" -E. Esquivel


TFW you defended the guy before all the facts were out and now have to go extra hard, hoping people forgot about it:
https://twitter.com/renfamous/status/1134083646502187008 https://archive.fo/aeYae
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Meanwhile Zircher is going a different path and actually doing the innocent until proven guilty route:
https://twitter.com/PatrickZircher/status/1134135730626879488 https://archive.fo/ayddn
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He deleted some of the tweets, so these are incomplete.
https://twitter.com/PatrickZircher/status/1134143984375349252 https://archive.fo/6OL2A
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https://twitter.com/PatrickZircher/status/1134148227006119942 https://archive.fo/3dOFq
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Basically instead of going the easy route and immediately shit on Esquivel, he decided not to because he hasn't been charged with anything. Commendable but iirc he admitted to doing it., so YIKES.
Well Zircher, I bet you're happy about this. We told you SO MANY TIMES how these people would turn on you and you didn't listen. BUT hey, I don't blame you for it considering how scared shitless you were by your new "allies". I do take some enjoyment from remembering how pants shittingly scared you were, walking on eggshells whenever you would make a sensible post only to quickly delete it before any of your friends saw it.

Well here we are today, you have no allies anymore because you went off-script:
https://twitter.com/xtop/status/1134179652396732416 https://archive.fo/5wUTJ
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Best proof of my point:
https://twitter.com/cody_horrible/status/1134247366255661056 https://archive.fo/U00nv
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https://twitter.com/AKeigen/status/1134269568875081728 https://archive.fo/lGZNy
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https://twitter.com/RealRyanWhorton/status/1134193420497563648 https://archive.fo/V3Foc
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Maybe your Whale Queen, whom you've white knighted for about a year, will be on your side.....LOL:
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https://twitter.com/ObscureAaron/status/1134161191763304448 https://archive.fo/wZ1Es
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https://twitter.com/tgshepherdvan/status/1134198062375624704 https://archive.fo/yMCBu
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https://twitter.com/LadiesMaknComix/status/1134263340270796807 https://archive.fo/UZeUp
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https://twitter.com/rabbitfish63/status/1134296787634786306 https://archive.fo/Jbtfk
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To be this :optimistic:, oh sweet summer child:
https://twitter.com/PatrickZircher/status/1134187405748199424 https://archive.fo/7aGvh
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Tho he might not get blacklisted (yet), he hasn't pissed of the comic trannies.
 
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