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ASSTRO has gotten a reprint and you can buy it from this Etsy store:
You searched for: AsstroComics! Discover the unique items that AsstroComics creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global community of sellers. Each Etsy seller helps contribute to a global marketplace of creative goods. By supporting AsstroComics, you’re supporting a small business, and...
www.etsy.com
No, that's
not the gay clique of WC rejects. It's the online marketplace.
Which is
also probably gay, but I digress...
Anyways, for those of you that don't know the lore, ASSTRO is the best kept secret in Comicsgate. Just
look at those stunning numbers when it had its IGG campaign in 2020!
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Abby loves 2 things: Space & BIG rockets. Blast off with her on a stimulating mission to the moon | Check out 'ASSTRO #1 -- A Titillating Space Adventure' on Indiegogo.
www.indiegogo.com
For those who think ASSTRO looks like absolute dogshit, and that I've finally lost my goddamned mind, I just wanna say that I couldn't disagree with you more.
It ain't
absolute. Indeed, it's
still better than Narwhal's art in 499. You will note the soft pastel colors are much easier on the eyes than the neon eye-sandpaper that is BISEXUAL LIGHTING! By vigorously shilling this, I hope to win an fundraising award from the
National Association of Optometrists and Opticians. An organization doggedly committed to our nation's eye health.
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For every copy of ASSTRO sold, the
NAOO will send three Mexican Pesos to an offshore bank account...
...which will then be laundered into Ribbitcoin...
...which will
then be used to fund 1% of Sarah McLaughlin's salary to do a weepy late night infomercial...
....the purpose of which will be to collect money for
@FROG's much overdue eye examination.
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Won't you
PLEASE think of Ethan? He thinks KA looks gay and 499 looks good.
Get your copy while you can, before Stupendous buys them all!