💼 Careercow Christopher James Kluwe / @ChrisWarcraft / Loate - Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist

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Nig, don't you have a wife and kids you can pay attention too? I know you're a washed up football player but don't you have anything better to do than waste it on twitter?
 
I'm shocked that he's getting a thread this late into the game, all of his lol-worthy moments are behind him & the OP didn't have any new scandals for him to be in. You have to feel a little sorry for a guy who got the pity NFL wash-out trophy taken from him by Colin Kapernick, along with the sweet do-nothing Nike deal.

Strong ties to Randi Lee Harper going years back as Gamergate was ongoing, this tweet probably made me the most disgusted:
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Randi rose to m'lord's defense back in January regarding his brief twitter suspension over bitching about republicans:
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Chris Kluwe is just a taller Destiny imo.
 
Gamergste is inexplicably still living rent free in the minds of morons like Chris Kluwe and still provokes chimping going on half a decade later. There were two recent 'events' that have caused Kluwe and others to sperg out. The first was an Escapist article about ethics in games journalism, which made Chelsea herself RRREEE.
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The second was Mercedes Carrera, a pornstar who was supportive of Gamergate back in 2014 and was in a debate with Kluwe about it, being arrested for preying on a child. Kluwe tried to attack everyone "involved in Gamergate" over it, and Kluwe was of course part of Chelsea's secret anti-Gamergate chat group which actively worked to cover up for their member Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg when his history of self-admitted pedophilia came to light.
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Some people have been calling out Kluwe for his history of defending Nyberg and trying to hand-wave the years of Nyberg's attempts at grooming his cousin as just a "mistake."
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Someone gave him money for a book lol. He’s also still extremely mad over gamergate and thinking about it nonstop.

I guess the football money is running out and he’s cashing in favors now. Who the hell wants to read his book?

He should have written about that time he witnessed underage rape by fellow teammates and didn’t report it (still hasn’t).
 
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Someone gave him money for a book lol. He’s also still extremely mad over gamergate and thinking about it nonstop.

I guess the football money is running out and he’s cashing in favors now. Who the hell wants to read his book?

He should have written about that time he witnessed underage rape by fellow teammates and didn’t report it (still hasn’t).
>it's called otaku
>written by a white man
>appropriating culture
>not canceled

Shit, and an actual PoC got in trouble for writing about fictional slavery in a fictional land. There's no sense to be had with these people.
 
Imagine being a Minnesota Vikings fan, stumbling across this book by a guy you vaguely remembered used to play for your team, and buying his novel thinking it's going to be something interesting and cool since how many other NFL players would write a book with a cover like that, and finding it's instead a rancid pile of wokeshit.
 
Did ol' shanky have any opinions about the Blizzard China thing?
 
Did ol' shanky have any opinions about the Blizzard China thing?
He couldn't be bothered to regularly post about Warcraft in general for years, its usage in his twitter handle is just bait to lure in engagement, hashtag football hashtag gaming. I'd be surprised if he's even aware it went on.

The Otaku book sounds like it's going to be Ready Player One II. The window for that shit has closed quicker than the vampire/zombie fad 5+ years ago.
 
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It’s funny seeing the anti-gg idiots getting owned for their bad political hot takes. Somehow thinking they’re safe from being called out because they defended Anita and Zoe’s honor. Chris “Didn’t report sexual assault on minors” Kluwe is massively owned in the comments and blocking everyone.
 
I always forget some of these people have threads. There's a bunch of his tweets from that Musk chimp out in Jake's thread since he had screenshot them to complain about the injustice.
 
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