💼 Careercow Christopher James Kluwe / @ChrisWarcraft / Loate - Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist

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This dude is a fucking Quantum Lolcow; he exists within almost half a dozen lolcow substrata simultaneously:

* He's a CON orbiter and was in the logs repeatedly, so he was part of the inner circle of Quinn's buddies.
* He was eventually thrown out for Autism and wound up amidst his fellow Anti-GG Expats (Galvez, Myers, 9Volt, Craig, etc). He's on especially good terms with Peter Coffin.
* Repeatedly pops up in Norasphere threads. He's on good terms with Nora, though he's stayed clear of the Norasphere as it entered its decaying orbit.
* Connected to the Rat King via SF The Wolf and Laurelai Bailey.
* Purportedly has donated to the Brianna Wu campaign. Yes, really.
* Member of the Sarah Nyberg Pedophile Internet Defense Force.
* He's a laughingstock in sports circles and is solely mentioned as a punchline.
* Fucking supports ANTIFA.
* Proud supporter of Trans Lifeline.

The dude has a Lolcow presence on Twitter that goes on for fucking pages.
 
Jaimas said:
This dude is a fucking Quantum Lolcow; he exists within almost half a dozen lolcow substrata simultaneously:

* He's a CON orbiter and was in the logs repeatedly, so he was part of the inner circle of Quinn's buddies.
* He was eventually thrown out for Autism and wound up amidst his fellow Anti-GG Expats (Galvez, Myers, 9Volt, Craig, etc). He's on especially good terms with Peter Coffin.
* Repeatedly pops up in Norasphere threads. He's on good terms with Nora, though he's stayed clear of the Norasphere as it entered its decaying orbit.
* Connected to the Rat King via SF The Wolf and Laurelai Bailey.
* Purportedly has donated to the Brianna Wu campaign. Yes, really.
* Member of the Sarah Nyberg Pedophile Internet Defense Force.
* He's a laughingstock in sports circles and is solely mentioned as a punchline.
* Fucking supports ANTIFA.
* Proud supporter of Trans Lifeline.

The dude has a Lolcow presence on Twitter that goes on for fucking pages.
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Is there a word when somebody is such a cuck bitchboy asspatter that it goes well beyond merely being those three words? He's even sadder than McIntosh, a man only known because he worked for Sarkeesian before she through him away like a used kleenex.
 
And here we see the common washed up celebrity thinking he knows dick all about the Constitution
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neural said:
I still maintain this guy will be exposed as a deviant at some point.. He has that "Male feminist turns out to be a rapist" vibe..
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Male feminist and sexual predator are synonymous with each other.
 
So Andrew Reiner (Of Game Informer), makes a reasonable tweet about the recent fake EA developer death threats..
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And of course Kluwe chimes in with the spergiest reply possible..
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At this point I think that Chris Kluwe is the Anti-GG Homer Beoulve.. Only richer and white.
 
neural said:
At this point I think that Chris Kluwe is the Anti-GG Homer Beoulve.. Only richer and white.
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He faces some steep competition for that title between Izzy, 9_volt, Matt Myers, and well actually...
every anti-GGer who still cares to talk about it.
 
neural said:
So Andrew Reiner (Of Game Informer), makes a reasonable tweet about the recent fake EA developer death threats..
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And of course Kluwe chimes in with the spergiest reply possible..
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At this point I think that Chris Kluwe is the Anti-GG Homer Beoulve.. Only richer and white.
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And somehow, even gayer.

neural said:
I still maintain this guy will be exposed as a deviant at some point.. He has that "Male feminist turns out to be a rapist" vibe..
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He already was. During the entire shebang where he left the NFL, he grandstanded a few times about how he knew about sexual abuses and chose to do nothing because it was expedient.
 
Jaimas said:
He already was. During the entire shebang where he left the NFL, he grandstanded a few times about how he knew about sexual abuses and chose to do nothing because it was expedient.
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So basically a white Arthur Chu.

Though I have a feeling that this goes even deeper with him, like I wouldn't be surprised that he was an actual rapist, rather than just a person who covered up one time. He just projects too damn much is what I'm saying.
 
neural said:
I still maintain this guy will be exposed as a deviant at some point.. He has that "Male feminist turns out to be a rapist" vibe..
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Chances are good when he talked about the underage person being tossed around on his team, and the rape allegations, he was the one doing it.
 
There's something about mediocre NFL players who embroil themselves in controversy.

They don't stay NFL players for long.

Is Chris Kluweless an NFL player any more? Nope.

Is Tim Tebow? Nope.

Is Colin whatever the fuck his name is? Nope.

It's almost like if you are completely mediocre at best, you should just shut the fuck up and collect your paycheck.

Actually saying shit is for Muhammad Ali tier motherfuckers.
 
neural said:
So Andrew Reiner (Of Game Informer), makes a reasonable tweet about the recent fake EA developer death threats..
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And of course Kluwe chimes in with the spergiest reply possible..
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At this point I think that Chris Kluwe is the Anti-GG Homer Beoulve.. Only richer and white.
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Late as this is, one can say good going to Kluwe attemping to make a joke on a tweet that actually has a point with the death threat not being investigated. Then again, Kluwe may as well still be one hell of a sperg if he still latched on to GG.

trombonista said:
I don't think they've ever met.
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If Kluwe were to ever meet the other rat kings, it'd only be online where they'd have circle jerks.
 
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