❄️ Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

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Lit sperge: My vote for best prose of the 'Victorian' era: Ambrose Bierce. Not all 'victorians' were flaccid creatures devoted to excess verbiage. His reportage of his Civil War service is very modern in tone and far more moving than similar works of his more 'sentimental' contemporaries. Could be the antidote to too much Poe.

Ambrose Bierce - good one. Also recommend.

My pick is George Gissing, especially his masterpiece New Grub Street - about a talented writer who had a little success with this elegant fiction, so quits the day job and blows the cash on a European trip. He meets a socially ambitious girl seemingly dazzled by his literary talent (aka earning potential) and marries her. Under pressure to hack product for the trashmag market but unwilling to compromise his artistic ideals, his health and marriage fail. Basing the book on personal experiences, Gissing wrote New Grub Street in apt 'hack' circumstances: 4,000 words a day; two months tops.

Now that literary world has long gone, but the same forces Gissing describes are still at work, not only in publishing but more visibly - and with far greater effect - in the corporately-personalised product that makes for contemporary online 'culture'. With its theme of winners and losers, technological change, and the motivations/seductions of status, greed and power, NGS also has relevance with how it illustrates the threats and the opportunities of new mass culture/industry to how people perceive both themselves and those around them.


Read it here: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1709

 
I realized something just now as I was catching up on this thread (agree 100% on Ambrose Bierce @simulated goat)...

For some reason the “Suaveterre” spelling weirdly irritated me and at first I thought it was just an odd spergy sticking point.

Then I realized it reminds me of something a PUA would use as a screen name (“Tips on negging? Thread started by CarlosSuaveterre”).
 
I can't stop laughing. This is the guy she had to take an emergency Xanax over.

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If TLC is looking for new freaks to feature in reality series, I Married a Leprechaun would be right up their alley.

And this is proof that some Americans are so besotted with their romantic notions about Britain, and have such a raging boner for British accents, they'll willingly have sex with any Englandistani they can get their hooks into.

All Britbongland has to do to solve their own incel problem is send them to the US,. Here's your proof.

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I'm more interested to see what happens in the next years as she gets older and her non existent lupus doesn't kill her. Suddenly in 10 years she will wake up alone, her husband bailed to find someone younger (since that is his concern) and she has no life skills or money. May she live a long healthy life.
Personally, I think this guy had a freakish stroke of luck in landing a 16-yeat-old, and it won't be repeated. In 10 years, she'll be older, dumpier, and even less capable of managing in the world, but he'll be 46, and thus even more gnomish and settled into his own worst habits.

That said, I imagine that, as an INTJ--and thus a paragon of rationality--he'll eventually decide that polyamory is the most logical course to take (being cheaper and less disrupting than divorce). But, to be fair (and because he'll be smugly certain that if he doesn't desire her, nobody else will), he'll allow his aging woman-child to take her own lovers, The outcome? He'll find himself experiencing all kinds of irrational feelings when he's unable to find any fresh young girl willing to fuck him, yet his past-her-prime wife has suitors lining up, while he stays home alone. They seem like exactly the kind of couple who would play out this kind of scenario, at any rate.
 
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You know, I've never been against polyamory on principle, not ever since I met a loving and sweet lesbian throuple on Second Life. I always did tell him that if he must eventually cheat on me, please let's just open the relationship. He can take lovers; it would break my heart but I wouldn't literally die. If he divorced me, I know I'd be as good as dead. Honestly, homelessness is even worse than death. I joke I'm a Christmas cake-- worthless past the 25th. So it's not as though I'd ever have anyone else, but heck with it, I could see us becoming a throuple or quadrouple in our middle age, if I were to live that long.
 
ITT kiwis ignore the cow and recommend books to each other.

Good teamwork, team.
best thing to come from this thread. she is taking note of what you guys are teaching her most likely to spit verbatim at someone but pretending like she knew it all along but its got to hurt that she is dreadfully plain and completely uneducated. the only working experience of anything period is from larping groups and her own mary sue imagination of what history is.

between kiwifarms and her husband telling her she is too stupid to understand things and her agreeing and playing lap dog, i dont believe there is any traceable amount of self esteem in her,

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eleven seemed to be the age that you bring up a lot that scarred you mentally, supposedly from surgery
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but then you have this

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one surgery did that to you? when you have people you want to emulate dealing with much worse more regularly. no larping. no costumes no reddit meetups with their overly pompous gnome but you hang on to this like its the answer to your mental instability?
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so supposedly your spouse thinks youre being overly dramatic about a surgery? now im going to do a lot of assuming that it went well enough and that youre still alive and ambulatory and still able to speak and and think that all went decently but after years of therapy you couldnt get over this kind of event? ive known a 6 year old child with brain cancer that dealt with cranial surgery with more grace than you going by this.
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you cut over a surgery. you felt like a feral screaming child over a surgery and not just at 11 but 10,12,13 which are never mentioned other than that one post you experienced major trauma. now i imagine something more went down than tubes and throwing up. but no one will know the truth because even now, every one of your posts is filled with lies sprinkled with with very grey truths.

you really must think everyone is fucking stupid if you really believe that no one can see past your facade. your husband couldnt care less. hes got his kiddy prize even if she is aging and plain. but you have people here who are far smarter than a reddit intellectual you apparently consider the gold standard of brain power.

did someone diddle you or did daddy hit you? because a surgery being to blame for this level of delusion is psychotic.

sorry for the 'tism
 
best thing to come from this thread. she is taking note of what you guys are teaching her most likely to spit verbatim at someone but pretending like she knew it all along but its got to hurt that she is dreadfully plain and completely uneducated. the only working experience of anything period is from larping groups and her own mary sue imagination of what history is.

between kiwifarms and her husband telling her she is too stupid to understand things and her agreeing and playing lap dog, i dont believe there is any traceable amount of self esteem in her,

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eleven seemed to be the age that you bring up a lot that scarred you mentally, supposedly from surgery
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but then you have this

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one surgery did that to you? when you have people you want to emulate dealing with much worse more regularly. no larping. no costumes no reddit meetups with their overly pompous gnome but you hang on to this like its the answer to your mental instability?
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so supposedly your spouse thinks youre being overly dramatic about a surgery? now im going to do a lot of assuming that it went well enough and that youre still alive and ambulatory and still able to speak and and think that all went decently but after years of therapy you couldnt get over this kind of event? ive known a 6 year old child with brain cancer that dealt with cranial surgery with more grace than you going by this.
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you cut over a surgery. you felt like a feral screaming child over a surgery and not just at 11 but 10,12,13 which are never mentioned other than that one post you experienced major trauma. now i imagine something more went down than tubes and throwing up. but no one will know the truth because even now, every one of your posts is filled with lies sprinkled with with very grey truths.

you really must think everyone is fucking stupid if you really believe that no one can see past your facade. your husband couldnt care less. hes got his kiddy prize even if she is aging and plain. but you have people here who are far smarter than a reddit intellectual you apparently consider the gold standard of brain power.

did someone diddle you or did daddy hit you? because a surgery being to blame for this level of delusion is psychotic.

sorry for the 'tism
This is going to sound strange, but I don't have a ton of memory from my middle school years. For a long time I thought I had the surgery at the age of 11 but I sort of recall now that my 11th birthday might have been after the surgery. February 2004, I believe, was the operation if you care to calculate. So the ages of 10 through 12 especially were my own kind of dark age.
 
its not uncommon that children 'forget' abuse they have suffered only to resurface as adults. you attribute it to surgery you specifically had at 11 only to just now say that you werent 11 but ?? and who knows. im sure your dark age was filled with much more than vomit and a hospital bed. thats 730 days of who knows what youre pretending never happened. but yea....lupus.
 
And this is proof that some Americans are so besotted with their romantic notions about Britain, and have such a raging boner for British accents, they'll willingly have sex with any Englandistani they can get their hooks into.

All Britbongland has to do to solve their own incel problem is send them to the US,. Here's your proof.

Seriously why is that? It’s starting to annoy me over here in Britland because for some reason America are getting our own tv shows before us now.
 
And the Munchie, never ghosting, still is posting, still is posting
On the umbrous farms of Kiwi just below all good taste's floor;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a schizo's that is scheming,
And the tard-cum from her streaming throws its shadow on the floor;
And the lupus from that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be treated—nevermore!
 
Seriously why is that? It’s starting to annoy me over here in Britland because for some reason America are getting our own tv shows before us now.
Because too many internets-addled dumpy dull young maidens from EBF have persistently deluded themselves - ever since they first got their sticky chubby mitts on Harry Potter - that we've never been and cannot possibly even now be a real modern nation with real people and real problems (like boring complicated politics stuff ewww who cares.)

Within the little heads of these basic t:ards we are forever some misty (*Choose Era) island historical theme park.
 
You know, I've never been against polyamory on principle, not ever since I met a loving and sweet lesbian throuple on Second Life. I always did tell him that if he must eventually cheat on me, please let's just open the relationship. He can take lovers; it would break my heart but I wouldn't literally die. If he divorced me, I know I'd be as good as dead. Honestly, homelessness is even worse than death. I joke I'm a Christmas cake-- worthless past the 25th. So it's not as though I'd ever have anyone else, but heck with it, I could see us becoming a throuple or quadrouple in our middle age, if I were to live that long.
Lemme powerlevel a little and tell you a little bit about the crazy of second life "throuples" or even couples for that matter.

The only reason Christie here even likes them is they likely showered her in NEET (Linden) bucks in the game and let her play imaginary dress up on her doll. But, uh oh. Those dollars have a real world value and anyone who can rp shaking their ass better shake it good. So I'm gonna guess they got into a giant cyber tango at some point to fill a dumb void that mister was leaving her because there's age play sims in this despot of a game.

And daddy stopped playing dress up with you, right? That explains why you started wanting other means to get those neet bux as from your posting history. So in all, I can tell you're hopelessly addicted to a cash hole where only actual artists can scam idiots like you out of hundreds of dollars by making two minute models in maya.

And to top it off, the reason you feel so comfortable with your 'mister' bringing someone else in is because he's finding someone who will play to his sick fantasies and maybe, just maybe he won't kick you to the curb. Right?
 
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