❄️ Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

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Christine Milneaux said:
It is ASTONISHING how many therapists, teachers, police, and doctors will drop the subject and leave you alone if both parties and the girl's parents swear consent. Seriously, "... but the age of consent is 16 and my parents approved of the marriage." is all I've ever needed to say. Of the 4 or 5 psychologists I've seen, NONE of them pushed the subject once I said my parents approved, not even the one I was seeing from ages 14-18
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Fuck, imagine all the adults in your life failing you *this badly.* It’s enough to turn anyone into a goofy pile of arrested development, bpd, & munchies. Shit is tragic. And not “fainting under a willow tree in a white gown” tragic, but “doesn’t wake up from their own bullshit until their late 40’s if ever” tragic.


It’s clear that this young woman is severely damaged. However, it is *not* in the interesting and romantic ways she seems to think. It’s in the ugly, boring, typical, uncontrollable, unfashionable ways that sexually abused and exploited women do not even realize they are revealing. I’m not white-knighting this chick because this is the farms and she’s an off the chain ridiculous buffoon, but holy *shit* this is sad.

ETA: Hold up: “seeing from...14.” So, actually before the age of consent, and telling therapists- mandated reporters- about getting raped by a pedophile. She’s either lying about telling shrinks or lying about waiting til 16. (Shocking that she would lie, lol /sneed)
 
Or Else What said:
Because too many internets-addled dumpy dull young maidens from EBF have persistently deluded themselves - ever since they first got their sticky chubby mitts on Harry Potter - that we've never been and cannot possibly even now be a real modern nation with real people and real problems (like boring complicated politics stuff ewww who cares.)

Within the little heads of these basic t:ards we are forever some misty (*Choose Era) island historical theme park.
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I don’t know about you mate but I’m a funny little rabbit in a blue waistcoat who has jolly adventures with his woodland friends

Christine Milneaux said:
Question, is it acceptable to post about oneself here if you're a topic? I mean, I know it's usually not allowed, but the subject of the thread is, after all, my life, and no one in a gossip thread about eccentric women can potentially provide clearer or more interesting firsthand evidence than the prima donna herself.
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Piss off, you’re not the topic anymore, we’re talking about other things. No one wants to hear you wax poetic about your boring life, but I’m sure a few pensioners are still around in facebook if you’d like to post there. Meanwhile I’d like some more Anne Lister chat and book recommendations.

Not even sure why you’re asking, you're the one who came in here to try and start your own thread.

Did she confirm identity with a mod, btw? I request a threadban til she proves she’s who she claims and not just a desperate attention seeker.
 
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Christine Milneaux said:
and no one in a gossip thread about eccentric women can potentially provide clearer or more interesting firsthand evidence than the prima donna herself.
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Lol an eccentric woman. You're not the Countess of Castiglione or Tilda Swinton or some shit. And stop writing like the talk to text version of a self published Amazon book penned by 12 year old who masturbates with a thesaurus. You are the literal worst.

Also: Get over yourself.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Lol an eccentric woman. You're not the Countess of Castiglione or Tilda Swinton or some shit. And stop writing like the talk to text version of a self published Amazon book penned by 12 year old who masturbates with a thesaurus. You are the literal worst.

Also: Get over yourself.
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We’ve got a 400 lb woman who has gone on a diet plan she got from a man who claims to get health advice from a ghost in the future, a girl who rubbed shit into open wounds on her legs until she had to have skin grafts, and an anorexic who thinks she’s dating Jesus.

Some sad frizzy-haired plainface saying they have lupus isn’t even on our radar for “eccentric women.”
 
Or Else What said:
Because too many internets-addled dumpy dull young maidens from EBF have persistently deluded themselves - ever since they first got their sticky chubby mitts on Harry Potter - that we've never been and cannot possibly even now be a real modern nation with real people and real problems (like boring complicated politics stuff ewww who cares.)

Within the little heads of these basic t:ards we are forever some misty (*Choose Era) island historical theme park.
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It surprises me that ginger gnome hasn’t burst her uwu bubble yet. I suppose that’s down to his wanting to be married to a child and not a partner. That’s an incredibly sick dynamic. Maybe just like she dreads showing signs of aging, showing the slightest bit of adult awareness and information is equally dreadful.

Edited for pl and now sitting on the naughty step.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
Little tiny PL. apologies in advance. My husband grew up in England and holds dual US/UK citizenship. His family is still over there so we keep pretty informed about the actual political and social climate there. It surprises me that ginger gnome hasn’t burst her uwu bubble yet. I suppose that’s down to his wanting to be married to a child and not a partner. That’s an incredibly sick dynamic. Maybe just like she dreads showing signs of aging, showing the slightest bit of adult awareness and information is equally dreadful.
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Ppl need to stop PLing all over the parlour. Don’t post personal information if you can make your statement clearly without it. Remove the first three sentences of your post and it’s perfectly fine without the PL.
 
When Jake Alley (I think? It may have been another Twitter cow, forgive me if I'm wrong) complained recently about always "getting stuck" in Second Life as a BDSM slave, I thought it was fucking hilarious and ridiculous, but now after reading here about the "throuples" and "ageplay" in that game, I'm wondering whether it's ridiculous to the extent I originally believed. Don't get me wrong, it's still funny as hell, but how does that game work? I thought it was like multiplayer Sims, sort of, but apparently there are sex dungeons to be trapped in and fake lesbian posses roaming the game-world preying on gullible Munchies.
 
Christine Milneaux said:
Question, is it acceptable to post about oneself here if you're a topic? I mean, I know it's usually not allowed, but the subject of the thread is, after all, my life, and no one in a gossip thread about eccentric women can potentially provide clearer or more interesting firsthand evidence than the prima donna herself.
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The only time it's acceptable is if you aren't fucking boring, which you are. The only reason you have your own thread here is for containment, i.e. so you'll stop shitting up the threads that provide actual entertainment with your self-centered bullshit. If you don't step up your game you'll get banned in a few days once everyone else realizes you're just a garden variety waste of life and you're not even interesting enough to insult.
 
Christine Milneaux said:
Question, is it acceptable to post about oneself here if you're a topic? I mean, I know it's usually not allowed, but the subject of the thread is, after all, my life, and no one in a gossip thread about eccentric women can potentially provide clearer or more interesting firsthand evidence than the prima donna herself.
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Since you're such a fan of old stuff, this would be the best place for you to do that.
 
Video Games said:
When Jake Alley (I think? It may have been another Twitter cow, forgive me if I'm wrong) complained recently about always "getting stuck" in Second Life as a BDSM slave, I thought it was fucking hilarious and ridiculous, but now after reading here about the "throuples" and "ageplay" in that game, I'm wondering whether it's ridiculous to the extent I originally believed. Don't get me wrong, it's still funny as hell, but how does that game work? I thought it was like multiplayer Sims, sort of, but apparently there are sex dungeons to be trapped in and fake lesbian posses roaming the game-world preying on gullible Munchies.
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i get that sexless virgins and neets would use that as a replacement for the intimacy they lack but how sad that a 'happily' married woman would use it to fill the void that totally isnt lacking in their marriage.

that sexy alluring pagan high priest of yours was most definitely a big fat run of the mill liar and you fell for it like the gullible rube you are. this dumb broad will believe anything if its romanticized enough. no wonder this idiot supported a pedo relationship even though there was pushback from family because all he had to do was say that she was a goddess and this thirsty plain jane soaked it up.

she wanted to be lavished in a threesome online and lead that couple on but when they agreed to make it a reality she screamed rape and abduction.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
The only time it's acceptable is if you aren't fucking boring, which you are. The only reason you have your own thread here is for containment, i.e. so you'll stop shitting up the threads that provide actual entertainment with your self-centered bullshit. If you don't step up your game you'll get banned in a few days once everyone else realizes you're just a garden variety waste of life and you're not even interesting enough to insult.
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Here, here to the containment device to avoid shitting on a perfectly good thread. I’ve noticed not even one person cares to waste a moment on creating an overview.

Could it be that she just chickened from being rescued from the pedo in 2014? Pretending to be kidnapped even. So instead, she makes up a game where she’s terminally ill to get out of this marriage? Or perhaps she’s trying to gain access to some medications to poison the mister with and claim accidental overdose. Just go through with it the old fashioned way you seem so fond of; hemlock poisoning. Or grow a couple, realize the same thing nearly every couple who marries too young does, and divorce without a death.
 
Munchie_Minder said:
Or grow a couple, realize the same thing nearly every couple who marries too young does, and divorce without a death.
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If she gets a divorce, she'll have to get a job. She's too lazy for that. She's better off taking out a nice life insurance policy on him and then making it look like his sleep apnea took him out.
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AbraCadaver said:
We’ve got a 400 lb woman who has gone on a diet plan she got from a man who claims to get health advice from a ghost in the future, a girl who rubbed shit into open wounds on her legs until she had to have skin grafts, and an anorexic who thinks she’s dating Jesus.

Some sad frizzy-haired plainface saying they have lupus isn’t even on our radar for “eccentric women.”
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We also have a middle aged schizophrenic who stalks her ex husband and sister and pretended she was dead for six months, a mom who played dress up with her dead daughter’s corpse and a woman who pretends to fuck dogs for money. Git gud, Chrissy.
 
ADHD said:
If she gets a divorce, she'll have to get a job. She's too lazy for that. She's better off taking out a nice life insurance policy on him and then making it look like his sleep apnea took him out.
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Oh, dear, it’s worse than I thought. She thinks everyone is going to die imminently. So tell us @Christine Milneaux, did he get the full sleep study? What did they say? Is he in danger of imminent death, or are you just using this as a ruse to appear concerned for him after your little triste gone awry scared you straight.

So, my armchair psychology bells are jangling; actually they sound as loud as a freight train in a tunnel. Little (or not so little since she was unable to muster the courage to get to an actual size 2, either that or the MMJ just plumped her right up) miss Victorian hippy princess is scared of getting older, death and separation. So, naturally, she avoids the sun to keep from becoming wrinkled, gaining weight to appear from being an actual woman, etc etc to the point where she has a bad vitamin deficiency and pain from inactivity. No wonder she had a panic attack at a young age in the medical complex. She has all-too-common anxiety and was convinced she was going to die on the gurney and when she awoke, still very much on this side of the aether, she couldn’t deal with the fact that she might have to go through with the rest of her life.

Edit to add: You are even more boring than I thought. Your only psychological affliction is anxiety. You don’t even have a real trauma beside your parents selling you off at an age that nobody should, which you have perverted into a blessing. No wonder you play dress up and married a midget. (Can’t use dwarf since he’s a pedo.) Well, if nothing else, this has confirmed my thoughts that you are not even a true munchie. You are a run of the mill anxiety-addled hypochondriac. Congratulations, my bill is in the post.
 
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God this cunt is so boring. I thought she was going to be great with all the “Victorian” affectations but all she does is whine about her garden gnome and talk about the same books every teenager is forced to read in high school.

Let me know when she contracts tuberculosis from a homeless guy in her attempts to legitimize her bullshit
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
God this cunt is so boring. I thought she was going to be great with all the “Victorian” affectations but all she does is whine about her garden gnome and talk about the same books every teenager is forced to read in high school.

Let me know when she contracts tuberculosis from a homeless guy in her attempts to legitimize her bullshit
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At this juncture, I would be more intrigued by the ramblings of the homeless person with tuberculosis.
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
God this cunt is so boring. I thought she was going to be great with all the “Victorian” affectations but all she does is whine about her garden gnome and talk about the same books every teenager is forced to read in high school.

Let me know when she contracts tuberculosis from a homeless guy in her attempts to legitimize her bullshit
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I know, right? Edwardian era women were far more interesting. If she could talk about the great suffragists of the era and the political climate of the time, that would be far more engaging.

Of course she’d be far too lazy to be a suffragist. Those women worked their asses off for the cause.
 
MistressCaridad said:
We also have a middle aged schizophrenic who stalks her ex husband and sister and pretended she was dead for six months, a mom who played dress up with her dead daughter’s corpse and a woman who pretends to fuck dogs for money. Git gud, Chrissy.
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Not to mention the "witch" who fucks ghosts on the astral plane, the skeletal Lich Queen, and a bunch of trans people who are fugly in both genders.
 
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