❄️ Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

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Also the reason she took seven years to pass a course that sounds like a one-semester class is because, as she herself admitted on Reddit, she would want to skip class and would phone her mother, who paid for all these classes, and pretend to be sick. She basically wasted years of tuition paid by her parents because of sheer laziness and selfishness. She truly is an ugly, worthless person.

“I have an essay to write for an English class, piano pieces to learn, arias to sing, (when my throat recovers) and sanity to regain. College, and other people’s standards for me, are going to kill me.”

If your parent is paying thousands for classes no wonder they have a standard. Like just out of respect for her parents she could have just waited until she was less ""sick"" to continue school. Especially considering her garden gnome is willing to just let her suck his wallet dry. How could her mother not see through her BS after awhile?
 
If your parent is paying thousands for classes no wonder they have a standard. Like just out of respect for her parents she could have just waited until she was less ""sick"" to continue school. Especially considering her garden gnome is willing to just let her suck his wallet dry. How could her mother not see through her BS after awhile?
I think she did, she states elsewhere on reddit that her mum is exasperated with her pretending to be sick and states her husband is getting sick of it too, and Carrie bridled at that suggestion. Her husband would never get tired of working a long shift during the day, then come home and have to cook and clean because his wife plays the Sims and Minecraft all day and expects her “total love, affection and devotion” to be a fair trade for hubby doing literally everything to take care of her.

I DO enjoy that her mother told her to write an essay on what the concept of failure is, and instead of taking that as the insult it was meant to be, Carrie decided to write an essay on why trying and failing at things isn’t failure and thus SHE’S not a failure, because she barely tries to do things anyway.

 
Why did it take her 7 years to get an associate’s degree? Was she too busy making “””painted self portraits””” to put actual work towards a 2 year degree?
By comparison: Russell Greer, sex pest and top-tier moron, took only five years to get his Associate's degree, and even he had enough sense to choose a paralegal program, which would have led to stable, decently-paid employment (were he not a sex pest and top-tier moron, hell-bent upon suing Taylor Swift for ignoring him).
 
By comparison: Russell Greer, sex pest and top-tier moron, took only five years to get his Associate's degree, and even he had enough sense to choose a paralegal program, which would have led to stable, decently-paid employment (were he not a sex pest and top-tier moron, hell-bent upon suing Taylor Swift for ignoring him).

And Greer has an actual and very obvious disability.
 
By comparison: Russell Greer, sex pest and top-tier moron, took only five years to get his Associate's degree, and even he had enough sense to choose a paralegal program, which would have led to stable, decently-paid employment (were he not a sex pest and top-tier moron, hell-bent upon suing Taylor Swift for ignoring him).
He also holds a job and doesn’t complain that he’s above work, ie too lazy. He actually takes an odd pride in his work in an office building. He’s self-sufficient, feeds himself, pays bills and gets out of bed for work every day. He even managed to clumsily get a lawsuit rolling into the early stages and showed up to court.

What I’m saying, and I can’t believe I’m saying it, is that this lazy cow is not as good as Russell Greer. She makes Russell Fucking Greer look competent and keen. That is the saddest thing imaginable.
 
Wait.

We know that Greer is a total romantic who has no problem giving women money and loads of attention, and that Carol loves ugly, deeply autistic, kind of cruel manlets.

Is she hot enough for this to be a love connection?
 
Wait.

We know that Greer is a total romantic who has no problem giving women money and loads of attention, and that Carol loves ugly, deeply autistic, kind of cruel manlets.

Is she hot enough for this to be a love connection?

$4000 olive garden saga part II please.
 
Wait.

We know that Greer is a total romantic who has no problem giving women money and loads of attention, and that Carol loves ugly, deeply autistic, kind of cruel manlets.

Is she hot enough for this to be a love connection?
I thought of it, but no. She’s not the total ten Russ demands. He’d barely rate her a four.
 
Wait.

We know that Greer is a total romantic who has no problem giving women money and loads of attention, and that Carol loves ugly, deeply autistic, kind of cruel manlets.

Is she hot enough for this to be a love connection?
Too dumpy, too plain, and she doesn't pose on Insta in a bikini so every other man can see what a trophy she is. Plus, her teeth aren't big enough. Russell wouldn't even notice her existence, and would be grievously offended if anyone were to suggest her to him.
 
She's too old for Yaniv, and Bulla is still too institutionalized-for-life (sexually) to have a romantic evening wit hher.

What other pests do we follow?

Gotta say one of my favourite things about the Farms is the sheer diversity of internet weirdos we mock.
 
She's too old for Yaniv, and Bulla is still too institutionalized-for-life (sexually) to have a romantic evening wit hher.

What other pests do we follow?

Gotta say one of my favourite things about the Farms is the sheer diversity of internet weirdos we mock.
How bout the OG, Chris chan? They can be Christine and Christine!
 
How bout the OG, Chris chan? They can be Christine and Christine!
You know, even with her crushingly low self-esteem as evidenced by the gremlin she's married to and the fact that the only thing she thinks she can actually do is languish in bed, I think she still has too much self-pride to date a troon.
 
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I dunno guys, these victorian era husbands don't come cheap. I can't see the baroness shelling out 700 bucks with a creative writing degree that spans two administrations.
 
I think she did, she states elsewhere on reddit that her mum is exasperated with her pretending to be sick and states her husband is getting sick of it too, and Carrie bridled at that suggestion. Her husband would never get tired of working a long shift during the day, then come home and have to cook and clean because his wife plays the Sims and Minecraft all day and expects her “total love, affection and devotion” to be a fair trade for hubby doing literally everything to take care of her.
I mean, her dear hubby is some loser pedo who married her for a green card, didn't he? Play stupid games, win retarded munchie prizes.
I do feel bad for her mum, though.
 

I dunno guys, these victorian era husbands don't come cheap. I can't see the baroness shelling out 700 bucks with a creative writing degree that spans two administrations.
lol @ rent-a-sperg.jpg

(for history/costume spergs, Historical Emporium is actually a pretty decent place to buy from if you need a Living History kind of costume. They're not cheap but they do use appropriate patterns and stuff. Not going to pass muster with hardcores but good for the filthy casual)
 
I think she did, she states elsewhere on reddit that her mum is exasperated with her pretending to be sick and states her husband is getting sick of it too, and Carrie bridled at that suggestion. Her husband would never get tired of working a long shift during the day, then come home and have to cook and clean because his wife plays the Sims and Minecraft all day and expects her “total love, affection and devotion” to be a fair trade for hubby doing literally everything to take care of her.

I DO enjoy that her mother told her to write an essay on what the concept of failure is, and instead of taking that as the insult it was meant to be, Carrie decided to write an essay on why trying and failing at things isn’t failure and thus SHE’S not a failure, because she barely tries to do things anyway.

Every “painting” I’ve seen that she’s done is of herself. Every writing is about herself. THIS is why we are making fun of you Carrie. You have no interests besides yourself. You’ve made a mockery of chronic illness by pretending to have it to get out of doing things you don’t want to do. For the last time, pull yourself together, face growing up, and stop being lazy. If the responaut guy paralyzed from polio can become a trial lawyer while living half of life inside an iron lung, YOU can do something plain, ordinary, and useful to OTHERS. Even if you fucking do it for glory YOU get from it, you at least would be helping someone other than yourself.
 
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Every “painting” I’ve seen that she’s done is of herself. Every writing is about herself. THIS is why we are making fun of you Carrie. You have no interests besides yourself. You’ve made a mockery of chronic illness by pretending to have it to get out of doing things you don’t want to do. For the last time, pull yourself together, face growing up, and stop being lazy. If the reponaut and guy paralyzed from polio can become a trial lawyer while living half of life inside an iron lung, YOU can do something plain, ordinary, and useful to OTHERS. Even if you fucking do it for glory YOU get from it, you at least would be helping someone other than yourself.
You know she’s hovering outside this thread, waiting to swoop in the moment something even vaguely, possibly complimentary occurs, so she can declare, “Oh my Zeus and garters, you think I look just like an Easter Island statue in pedo glasses? I'm beside myself with delighted vapours! Easter Island statues in pedo glasses are my Opheliac ideal!”

Gotta try and wring just one sweet drop of attention out of this, somehow.

Do you think she’s finding the glamour of “sick influencing” more difficult than imagined? It’s almost like if you try to get famous on the internet, people will dig up tonnes of info on you and air it for the public. We’ve only just scratched the surface here.
 
If you want to be obsessed with yourself, why not first make sure you're actually worth that mental time? I don't get this. Maybe she's just not that smart (biologically) and had parents who were & exposed her to lotsa culture early in life. She grows up idealizing that but because her entire frame of reference is rooted in a time when she didn't even have conservation of matter down pat, the idealization doesn't go very deep.

I think she doesn't even like this shit. Not even interested, just has it in her head that it's how she ought to be. If she actually like this stuff she'd know mad little details about it. I have my hobbies & obsessions. you guys do too, and I'd bet any one of us could go off on the finer points of _____________ for hours. It's not a special ability. it's a side effect of fascination.

You ain't fascinated by shit, Christine. Beneath your plastic facade of propriety you think some dark, dark shit. Pragmatic to an extreme degree. Some of it's so dark and awful you fear what might happen if the world at large knew your heart of hearts was nothing more than an adding machine for the scorecard that is your ego. BORING.
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It's all of the above, Christine-Chan.​
 
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