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❄️ Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]
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An associates in creative writing.
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Oh, my. This literally ices the cake.
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I think that literally makes it 100x worse. Not only is an associates in creative writing essentially useless, but it took her 7 years. And on top of all of it, her writing is still garbage. If anyone cared about her they would have told her to just drop out after she chose such a stupid major.
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Probably took at least 5 years for her teachers to read all the word diarrhea she submitted as assignments.
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I doubt women being lesbians has ever stopped guys from jerking off to them before.
Oh my god, Carrie Earl? No wonder she made up a new name, that one is some chav trash.
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Ellen Page got popular with guys in 2006 in X-Men, she wasn't out til around 2014, until then she has had a beard on hand for years.
Now she just reminds me of that crazy friend of Lisas, that lived in her imaginary world.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
TRULY an Ophelia-like frail beauty of legend. Good god woman, there’s this thing called conditioner, it’s very cheap, much like you.
What’s with her giant long forehead? She looks like frankenstein’s monster.
TRULY an Ophelia-like frail beauty of legend. Good god woman, there’s this thing called conditioner, it’s very cheap, much like you.
What’s with her giant long forehead? She looks like frankenstein’s monster.
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I didn’t even know you could get those. That’s like a half-degree in Faffing About. How does that even take two years to get, let alone seven or eight??
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Speaking as a woman who has terrible, frizzy hair if I don't take immaculate care of it:
Cut it off. Seriously. I'm not being facetious here Carrie. I have your hair texture, it fuckin' blows because you can't get it to take a nice curl but if you try to straighten it or just let it do its thing this shit happens. But seriously. Cut if off. Bob it. It's the best thing I ever did. Bob it short and then get regular trims as it grows back out. Don't fuck with it too much with heat and if you do, use a protectant spray. Don't dye it. Use a gentle shampoo and a very hydrating conditioner and a lightweight oil like Moroccan Oil, just a little tiny bit through the ends (NOT THE ROOTS) will do so much to help. Seriously my hair looks so much better now that I'm embarrassed I didn't do this sooner.
And if you want to put a curl in use something like curling papers. They don't damage as long as you don't tie them super tight and you can pretend you're Sara Crewe or whatever. There's a learning curve but they make really cute smooth curls once you get them down.
Cut it off. Seriously. I'm not being facetious here Carrie. I have your hair texture, it fuckin' blows because you can't get it to take a nice curl but if you try to straighten it or just let it do its thing this shit happens. But seriously. Cut if off. Bob it. It's the best thing I ever did. Bob it short and then get regular trims as it grows back out. Don't fuck with it too much with heat and if you do, use a protectant spray. Don't dye it. Use a gentle shampoo and a very hydrating conditioner and a lightweight oil like Moroccan Oil, just a little tiny bit through the ends (NOT THE ROOTS) will do so much to help. Seriously my hair looks so much better now that I'm embarrassed I didn't do this sooner.
And if you want to put a curl in use something like curling papers. They don't damage as long as you don't tie them super tight and you can pretend you're Sara Crewe or whatever. There's a learning curve but they make really cute smooth curls once you get them down.
Can't fix that face tho, sorry.
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And from the renowned centre of excellence that is Tulsa Community College, yet.
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Hair like hers needs to be treated like antique lace or else it ends up looking like that.
Victorians knew how to fix it: don't wash very often, when you do don't use something that's going to strip the natural oils out. Black tea and vinegar was a common household shampoo alternative, and whipped egg yolks in water was a popular conditioning mask for damaged/dry hair. You left it on a few minutes then rinsed. Then put it up in papers so it dried smooth, style it, and leave it the hell alone for a few days.
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Have you tried Olaplex no. 3 treatment from amazon? It’s pricey but it REALLY helps and the results last. I was in the same boat as you with naturally awful frizz until i started using it and it made an incredible difference. Now I can wear my hair long!
Also the reason she took seven years to pass a course that sounds like a one-semester class is because, as she herself admitted on Reddit, she would want to skip class and would phone her mother, who paid for all these classes, and pretend to be sick. She basically wasted years of tuition paid by her parents because of sheer laziness and selfishness. She truly is an ugly, worthless person.
r/offmychest - I'm not all that sick, just overwhelmed.
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“I have an essay to write for an English class, piano pieces to learn, arias to sing, (when my throat recovers) and sanity to regain. College, and other people’s standards for me, are going to kill me.”
Holy hell what a little self-centered bitch. She is just so unused to any kind of work at all. Lazy slag.
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That cartoon child has better hair.