Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Darksy DePhil]

"Kiwifarms users are the Jews of the Internet."
~Anonymous

 

[QueenMegan]

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jesus cleared people of their sins and Chris cleared his family of their savings.

And their clogged pipes.

So if Null is Judas, who are the other 12 apostles of Chris? Is Marvin one of them?

1. TAH
2. Marvin
3. Ethan Ralph
4. Pantsu
5. Twilight Sparkle
6. Sylvana
7. Sonichu
8. Rosechu
9. Socknesd
10. Mary Lee Walsh
11. Snyder

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Chris is gonna turn water into soda, just you nonbelievers wait and see!

 

[Fools Idol]

And people thought that this would be the end to Chris's story. I, for one look forward to the "Letters from jail" arc.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I don't remember Jesus getting jailed by the Romans for fucking his mom.

Brings whole new meaning to the phrase, "Eat this, for it is of my body", doesn't it?

 

[Sasha]

BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago.

Haha oh no I just can't help but hear his crazy old lady voice this is so funny, but guys, it's the fireworks before the end of the show right ?

Edit : uh so the ultimate god's name is Emmanuel ? That's so fucking gay, and what's up with that shit, I want to follow and venerate the true God Emmanuel , not his rapy jaily laquais. Fuck off, Emmanuel impersonator.

I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them.

Oh my god, it's so hilarious , he's literally saying he raped old Jewesses 2000 years ago, Chris you are so much insane.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

well, bubba's rehab did wonders for chris

 

[ANobody]

And their clogged pipes.



1. TAH
2. Marvin
3. Ethan Ralph
4. Pantsu
5. Twilight Sparkle
6. Sylvana
7. Sonichu
8. Rosechu
9. Socknesd
10. Mary Lee Walsh
11. Snyder

Wheres Rocky? Is she Mary Magdalene?

 

[Deez Nuts]

Someone really wants to try and say they are not competent enough to stand trial. Jesus he sounds totally unhinged.

 

[derpi]

Never help a retard

 

[ANobody]

Jesus he sounds totally unhinged.

Ha, ironic

 

[Faggotini39]

Well that was certainly an interesting letter to read.

 

[Burner Anomaly]

Looks like Ralph will get his wish of Chris speaking out against your horrible atrocities against him which started that day shortly after wiring the guy a grand.

 

[Dum Cum Shark]

god i hope he writes a book in prison and gets it published

 

[sethking]

Stupid jokes aside, Chris is just a full-blown schizophrenic now? I mean how else do you interpret this. No way he is subtle enough to be faking it for some kind of insanity plea.

 

[The Joker]

Ummm... Amen?

 

[Fareal]

This is.... more delusional than I think Chris has the ability to fake. This has the ring of legitimate psychotic break about it. The sudden appearance of religious delusion in a person not previously known to be significantly religious is a bad sign in psychiatry.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Judas' Silver gets new meaning... The merge is indeed real.

 

[Fate Fan]

The letter is very exceptional.

How long before someone psych analyses it? And how long before more letters start popping up to other people i have to imagine if Josh got one than maybe Cole did or someone else that Chris trusts or was in contact with?