Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[sethking]

This is.... more delusional than I think Chris has the ability to fake. This has the ring of legitimate psychotic break about it. The sudden appearance of religious delusion in a person not previously known to be significantly religious is a bad sign in psychiatry.

Pretty much this. I guess Chris will go down as being the most well-documented case of a man's slide into schizophrenia in history.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

SO what does that make Ralph?

Fat and retarded

 

[ANobody]

20 years from now psychologists will be pouring over this forum and cranking out academic papers like its nobody's buisness.

 

[Eyesclosed equals lies]

So Chris just didn't shave for nearly 2 months growing a beard and now thinks he's Jesus? wow.

 

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

I love how he textually represented his stress sigh.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wheres Rocky? Is she Mary Magdalene?

No, that's Barb.

 

[Jimbobaggins]

god i hope he writes a book in prison and gets it published

Bible 2, The Dimensional Merge Edition

 

[The Last Stand]

Well that was certainly an interesting letter to read.

I couldn't get past the first paragraph without losing my mind.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

god i hope he writes a book in prison and gets it published

It should be titled "My Struggle".

 

[ANobody]

So Chris just didn't shave for nearly 2 months growing a beard and now thinks he's Jesus? wow.

That's how Siddharta Gautama became the Buddha IIRC

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Bible 2, The Dimensional Merge Edition

Alternatively The Newer Testament: Sonichu Boogaloo

 

[Fools Idol]

Something about the fact that it's a letter makes it more crazy.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Everyone is talking about Chris hoping for an insanity plea while I'm just picturing the cult of Chris going to 14 Branchland Court every Julay 30th akin to the pilgrimage to Mecca.

 

[sethking]

Bible 2, The Dimensional Merge Edition

I guess if he expands the chaotic combo a little he could make it up to the 12 electric hedgehog apostles. And the Judas would be called Nullchu

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

At first I wondered if this was a troll who read a lot of Chris' writings, then I read the last part of him complaining about Null violating his privacy and knew it was him.

 

[kittyfucker]

Guys, it makes so much sense now! God is not dead...

"Each and Every prayer and Praise to Jesus... ..., as of February 1982, at least, have all been directed to this body and soul."

... god is just Chris Chan! So virtually the same thing.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I just read the whole thing and while I know he's never been sane he's lost what little sanity he has left.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Just as advanced enough technology is indistinguishable from magic, sufficiently severe autism becomes akin to Schizophrenia.

 

[Alt Owl]

"Kiwifarms users are the Jews of the Internet."
~Anonymous

"A talebearer reveals secrets, but he that is of a faithful spirit conceals the matter" (Proverbs 11,13).

 

[An Ghost]

I made this a year ago. Guess I picked the wrong biblical figure.