Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Never attribute malice to incompetence.

ADF is malicious. Chris is incompetent.

Just be glad neither are your co worker.
 
Has anyone considered what route he will take to get to the event if he decides to take the open road, and what will happen if what's left of his car breaks down on the way?
 
Solar Eclipse Paradox said:
Damn, I remember the last time Chris has intentions on going to Seattle is when he entered that PaRappa the Rapper contest expecting he would win. We all know how that turned out.
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It's like poetry. It rhymes.
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Furries are aware he's trying to claim he is one and definitely is on the radar of people running the conventions, mostly for his groping. If he did that at some of the bigger conventions, he would end up in handcuffs. They enforce those types of rules extremely harshly.
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TBH I'd be worried more for Chris's saftey at a furry convention since bronies are mostly harmless autistic weirdos but there's plenty of furries who are more predatory and Sockness-like.
RainwaterDrop said:
Maybe people get angry because someone else decided to waste money by financing some utter fucking retard's delusional dreams and aspirations instead of giving to a good cause, like a charity of sorts. I'm on board with you however, their money, their choice. Won't stop me from laughing at their stupidity, on the other hand!


It's a trainwreck in the making - actually, that's Chris' life from the moment he set foot on the internet. Or even before that!
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From my understanding Null wants Chris to fund it himself by selling art or whatever (I'm not really sure on this part, frankly I'm not sure why he expects Chris to do any actual work given his track record).
AnOminous said:
It's easy to feel that way with someone like Chris, although ADF is a much better example of someone who should be put into a work camp. Chris is a lazy asshole, but ADF is utter vermin who really doesn't even deserve to live much less be given tard bucks he faked his way into.

My only problem is there are completely innocent disabled people who actually deserve the assistance who'd get caught in the crossfire if you got too aggressive on fraud. Also, if you spent enough on stopping fraud to stop it entirely, you'd more or less have to spend the entire budget on it and nobody would actually get assistance and you might as well just shut the whole thing down.

It's a similar thing as to why big box stores often don't even bother to stop shoplifters and maybe have one fat guy sitting at a desk watching the cameras, and only go after the few lifters who are doing shit like breaking open cabinets and stealing all the razor blades or repeatedly stealing small appliances. They could spend more on stopping "shrinkage," but there's a law of diminishing returns where eventually they'd be spending more on loss prevention than the loss itself.

Chris's tard bucks aren't actually welfare. They're the payout from his dad paying into Social Security his entire life. They're an insurance benefit Bob paid for. ADF is a pure welfare case and a way more obvious example of a complete fake.
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While I don't agree with all the enabling since it just makes him more entitled and delusional I don't really blame Chris since he seems to have geniune issues when it comes to his theory of mind.

ADF is stupid and does things because he thinks it'll annoy people he doesn't like while Chris often just doesn't know any better since he can't understand things from another persons perspective.
 
Sheriff of CWCville said:
Shit like this is what made me so obsessed with Chris and got me into KF when I found it. The guy is funnier than any character in fiction, and he does it for free. At least he used to… Chris has been so goddamn boring lately. *sigh*
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Chris really gets a lot of accidentally hilarious moments due to his massive ego and tard moments. Like when he was freaking out for losing the Parappa Onion contest, talking about how it's another instance of "AMERICA'S FUCKING FAVORITE GAME, KICK THE AUTISTIC!", the black dude in the comics who speaks gibberish like "MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!" and so on lol!
 
Thomas Highway said:
Never attribute malice to incompetence.

ADF is malicious. Chris is incompetent.

Just be glad neither are your co worker.
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This is my usual view when people demand Chris get a job. Do they seriously want to inflict a guy like Chris on a bunch of innocent service workers who, if they somehow saved Chris from getting fired for constantly tarding out, would have to devote several hours a week just into keeping the boss's pet retard's tasks done?
Pickle Inspector said:
While I don't agree with all the enabling since it just makes him more entitled and delusional I don't really blame Chris since he seems to have geniune issues when it comes to his theory of mind.
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The enabling bugs me too, because it's pure weenery and, even worse, simping for a fucking fat lazy retard. I may not begrudge Chris his plentiful tard bucks, as he is basically on the Cadillac plan of tard bucks, but people endlessly buying him shit and covering all the disasters he has because he has never learned to manage his tard bucks does bug me. Not as much as Idea Guys actually committing crimes to rip him off, but part of my rage about that is it also ruined him content-wise.

That said, to get back on the topic of the thread, I would not mind at all if nool's deranged, idiotic plan to fly him to this con somehow works out and content results. Because the alternative is he tries to drive out there and ends up broken down and in some House of 1,000 Corpses scenario, and even worse than that, no content.
 
AnOminous said:
This is my usual view when people demand Chris get a job. Do they seriously want to inflict a guy like Chris on a bunch of innocent service workers who, if they somehow saved Chris from getting fired for constantly tarding out, would have to devote several hours a week just into keeping the boss's pet retard's tasks done?

The enabling bugs me too, because it's pure weenery and, even worse, simping for a fucking fat lazy retard. I may not begrudge Chris his plentiful tard bucks, as he is basically on the Cadillac plan of tard bucks, but people endlessly buying him shit and covering all the disasters he has because he has never learned to manage his tard bucks does bug me. Not as much as Idea Guys actually committing crimes to rip him off, but part of my rage about that is it also ruined him content-wise.

That said, to get back on the topic of the thread, I would not mind at all if nool's deranged, idiotic plan to fly him to this con somehow works out and content results. Because the alternative is he tries to drive out there and ends up broken down and in some House of 1,000 Corpses scenario, and even worse than that, no content.
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I think he would enjoy finding a hoard even bigger than Barbie Chan's and his own.
 
Chris was the first brony, was he not? Unless there was a group of furries in the 90s who got off on it or something. He should have no logistical worries because these people should wait on him hand and foot as their founding fat-her.
 
Terrorist said:
Chris was the first brony, was he not? Unless there was a group of furries in the 90s who got off on it or something. He should have no logistical worries because these people should wait on him hand and foot as their founding fat-her.
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He predates bronies. They only came into existence with Lauren Faust's FiM. He was already into ponies because he thought it would get him into Megan's panties, which would be G3. So while he is a retard, he was ahead of his time in his retardation.
 
Chris was the first Brony like Leif Ericsson was the first American.
 
I hope he eats something other than sweets and fast food.
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I see the Computer godes, magichan, and pink horse Chris. I don't know about others.
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He's aware that Sockness might attend Everfree to meet Chris.
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I am amazed by the amount of retarded alogs who still genuinely hate chris. Take that anger and direct it at something more productive, please.
 
Wodanaz said:
I am amazed by the amount of retarded alogs who still genuinely hate chris. Take that anger and direct it at something more productive, please.
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Anything/anyone more productive than Chris probably isn't worth A-logging (unless it's Nick Bate)
 
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