Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Jack Awful said:
Or when he thought Miyamoto wanted to make Sonichu the Game and the trolls almost convinced Bob and Barb
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That gave us this unforgettable gem:

I'm certain Mr. Miyamoto wants to meet up with me and discuss the future of Sonichu and the Sonichu Alpha Project, as much as I'd be humbled and honored to meet with him and discuss the matter; PROBABLY MORE FOR HIM, becuase I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, the other associated characters and the city of Cwcville around them all.
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The creator of Mario and Zelda should be humbled to meet some random redneck retard who haphazardly mashed together two existing franchises into some unsellable abomination with explicit scenes of furry sex, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
 
AnOminous said:
He just breaks down and there's no video or anything, he just has to come back home on a Greyhound or some shit.
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Yeah, but that'd be hilarious in a somewhat sadistic way. And of course there'd be video of some sort, at least until his pair of iPhones ran out of charge.
 
Red-Hot Copper said:
Is Chris even allowed at furry cons? I read somewhere he was banned from several major ones "for his own safety"
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Furries are aware he's trying to claim he is one and definitely is on the radar of people running the conventions, mostly for his groping. If he did that at some of the bigger conventions, he would end up in handcuffs. They enforce those types of rules extremely harshly.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Furries are aware he's trying to claim he is one and definitely is on the radar of people running the conventions, mostly for his groping. If he did that at some of the bigger conventions, he would end up in handcuffs. They enforce those types of rules extremely harshly.
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It's common to give a "She/Her" and "He/Him" tag to people who are easily anger when misgendered. I think the con should also give people like Chris a tag labelled "I'm a clingy and awkward person".
 
Any chance to purposefully put CWC on a flight to North Korea? That ought to teach him a thing or two about work ethic, or at least kill him off the Internet. Either way, it's gonna be sweet and justified. *waving plastic guns with fire decals in an edgy Eric Harris cosplay, with both 'Freak on a Leash' and 'Crawling in my Skin' playing at full blast simultaneously in the background*

/sneed

Seriously though, I never understood people raging over voluntary donations. I am still confused about the drama around YandereDev for example (probably due to insufficient fucks given about researching the guy), like I heard about some of his off-color remarks, as well as sluggish and less-than-professional game development process, but there are still people who won't cut off their support even despite the most damning criticism of him that exists thus far. I get it if your tax dollars go to a nearly 40-year-old autist who barely even draws anymore, but if you have a choice to simply not throw your money at something, then what's with the rage?

Also, a friendly reminder: Yes, CWC did fly before as a kid some time before 9/11 happened, specifically to visit Cole.
 
Uncle Meat said:
It doesn't set a good example to start a fundraiser every time Chris plans to do something dumb. That only enables the dumb.
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"The dumb" has been enabled for far too long. We have already crossed the point of no return. This is no longer about "how much something/someone can influence Chris", this is more of a "what can we do to mitigate whatever damage he can do to himself in his psychotic delirium" kind of thing.
 
Pathogenic Solution said:
"The dumb" has been enabled for far too long. We have already crossed the point of no return. This is no longer about "how much something/someone can influence Chris", this is more of a "what can we do to mitigate whatever damage he can do to himself in his psychotic delirium" kind of thing.
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I meant dumb to encompass dangerous. Putting Chris on an airplane and sending him thousands of miles away to a place where he thinks he can indulge his fantasies freely is dangerous. He should be left in his cave of toys where he can't hurt himself or others.
 
AgentYoshida4444 said:
Seriously though, I never understood people raging over voluntary donations. I am still confused about the drama around YandereDev for example (probably due to insufficient fucks given about researching the guy), like I heard about some of his off-color remarks, as well as sluggish and less-than-professional game development process, but there are still people who won't cut off their support even despite the most damning criticism of him that exists thus far. I get it if your tax dollars go to a nearly 40-year-old autist who barely even draws anymore, but if you have a choice to simply not throw your money at something, then what's with the rage?
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Maybe people get angry because someone else decided to waste money by financing some utter fucking retard's delusional dreams and aspirations instead of giving to a good cause, like a charity of sorts. I'm on board with you however, their money, their choice. Won't stop me from laughing at their stupidity, on the other hand!

Uncle Meat said:
I meant dumb to encompass dangerous. Putting Chris on an airplane and sending him thousands of miles away to a place where he thinks he can indulge his fantasies freely is dangerous. He should be left in his cave of toys where he can't hurt himself or others.
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It's a trainwreck in the making - actually, that's Chris' life from the moment he set foot on the internet. Or even before that!
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
That gave us this unforgettable gem:



The creator of Mario and Zelda should be humbled to meet some random redneck retard who haphazardly mashed together two existing franchises into some unsellable abomination with explicit scenes of furry sex, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
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Shit like this is what made me so obsessed with Chris and got me into KF when I found it. The guy is funnier than any character in fiction, and he does it for free. At least he used to… Chris has been so goddamn boring lately. *sigh*
 
Sheriff of CWCville said:
Shit like this is what made me so obsessed with Chris and got me into KF when I found it. The guy is funnier than any character in fiction, and he does it for free. At least he used to… Chris has been so goddamn boring lately. *sigh*
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And if Chris was a fiction character, no producer would buy because of being too fucking surreal and unbelievable. If Chris was a series it would have jumped the shark on season 1 already.
 
Three categories of viewpoints can be discerned here, which I can sort of liken to American political parties.

1. The Libertarian: It's your money. Do whatever the fuck you want, even if that means setting your $ on fire and shoving it up your ass.

2. The Democrat: It's harm reduction. Chris isn't a competent adult, and if we shell out this money, we can at least protect him somewhat.

3: The Republican: It's a terrible idea. Enabling faggots and their retarded schemes serves only to deteriorate society and make things shittier for everyone.

I'm feeling kind of conservative right now, truth be told.
 
Normally I'd lean towards The Republican opinion, but CWC's case just so happens to be unique enough to spawn KF and CWCki, among other things. Also, assisting our 'beloved' Ian Brandon Anderson seems like it could benefit our crowd much more in content alone than leftards in any other way. That is, unless the con is directly sponsored by Democrats and/or their subordinates or something.

Mariposa Electrique said:
I hope he contracts electronic dimentia.
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Does that mean we get "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Comeback 2 feat. The Caretaker" album?
It already sounds at least a magnitude better than the "content" we get these days.
 
I won't ever give Chris Chan money, but if people want to fund his trip, fine by me.

It just mean when he chimps out I got free tickets to the show/melt down. I hope he goes hedgehog defense mode. If he were to whip out a curse ye ha ma ha, it be a huge node to the people who brought him further than he's ever been.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
I'm feeling kind of conservative right now, truth be told.
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It's easy to feel that way with someone like Chris, although ADF is a much better example of someone who should be put into a work camp. Chris is a lazy asshole, but ADF is utter vermin who really doesn't even deserve to live much less be given tard bucks he faked his way into.

My only problem is there are completely innocent disabled people who actually deserve the assistance who'd get caught in the crossfire if you got too aggressive on fraud. Also, if you spent enough on stopping fraud to stop it entirely, you'd more or less have to spend the entire budget on it and nobody would actually get assistance and you might as well just shut the whole thing down.

It's a similar thing as to why big box stores often don't even bother to stop shoplifters and maybe have one fat guy sitting at a desk watching the cameras, and only go after the few lifters who are doing shit like breaking open cabinets and stealing all the razor blades or repeatedly stealing small appliances. They could spend more on stopping "shrinkage," but there's a law of diminishing returns where eventually they'd be spending more on loss prevention than the loss itself.

Chris's tard bucks aren't actually welfare. They're the payout from his dad paying into Social Security his entire life. They're an insurance benefit Bob paid for. ADF is a pure welfare case and a way more obvious example of a complete fake.
 
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